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someone is going home...hope it is not Tessa apparently it is a shock result.. the goss is it is reynald...

2 rounds..
round one top 3 safe
lesser contestents round two

so what is under the cloth
a menu board... a list of classic dishes around the word
oh crap classic nothing.... it is just dishes you can get any day

carbonara 60 mins
fish and chips with tartare sauce 60 mins
seafood paella 75 mins
beef vindaloo with naan and basmati rice 75 mins
bouillabaise with rouille 90 min
sweet later..

choose one and cook it perfectly
dont stray from path do not d o anything special just do it t he way it should be
creme caramel 60 mins
chocolate soufle 60 mins
apple tart tatin 75 mins

bombe alaska 90 mins
croqembouche 90 mins

Tessa takes fish and chips
reece takes creme caramel
poh same
reynal bomb alaska
em same
callum soufle

rey not keen at all.. he tried a ba once before.. so is going to have another go
vanilla and orange

em is also doing it..... she is much more confident than he is...and she has never made one she is doing choc orange.. two ice creams.... nail them and have goood presentation she says

the rest start now...

holy hell you should see the size of tessas fish

reece and poh both doing creme caramel he is nervous.. hers is perfect she said.. but we have different styles Poh says it is a battle of the custard queens

reece doing a dew different sizes just in case
both know it needs time to set.

is something burning asks callum..... mel said as long as it is not on your bench..
he is doing a choc soufle...

45 mins to go

rey happy
callum a ware of how touch and go it is
jock hovers over rey..... he reminds rey of the sponge.............unfair rey had no idea there wasa sponge involve

he races off to do it

both reece and poh are motherhenning the caramel Jock appears with poh... this is much worse than normal says poh...

omg you should see Tessas fish.. it is a huge hammaka or something cod is the closest. she is doing her chips three times....going for good seasoning and good cruch.. seasoning...

the blasted caramels are d riving the two mad

call is comfy with technique but choc makes it different ( don't ask me)..

poh's custad just set now into ovens with the creme caramels.. to see what will work..

tessa cooking the fish Jock thinks the temp is a bit high.. she says it is very meaty
hmmmm
working on the tartare.. sounds lovely

poh sitting in front o the stove watching... oh dear what a performance

em happy with her sponge.... her ice creams are frozen beautifully

much nicer looking than his.. but his looks okay...

tessa chips looking yummo really happy with tartate.. but that fish... dont over cook it

reece and poh seriously...... on of reece's no good... tries the other.. perfect he says..
poh whining... 30 secs to go..... will it turn out.. it is liquid..... why do they do these dishes when they don't have time?


Callum gets his tasted.. looks perfect... oh my...
they all eat and smile.....
it is perfect in all aspects they all agree

Reece...... I dunno it is plated on a huge bowl ..looks a bit silly...
Jock loves it Mel agrees.. sweeter and smooth... andy agree

Poh.............. it is not set.. they have to taste as is.. the love the flavours

Em for me the outside is a bit burned no one else agrees. when cut looks great
andy said nailed it mel perfect textbook perfect... Jock said brilliant as it should be

rey..... not as nice in my opinion.. Jock s aid sponge too thick and a bit dry
ml loves the flavours... agrees sponge a bit thick andy said it is just too thick..........

tessa..... oh yum it looks great and the crucnh...
andy approves the chips but says fish a touch over and said not expected of you and then he criticises the tartare.. no capers.. creep
mel much kinder except about t he fish
Jock said it is very hard to do....to ge the batter and the f ish perfect and he snarks on about the tartare too

Poh Rey and Tessa are cooking in round two.. well there is a surprise
this round bring us we have never seen before.. anything you like... as long as you invent it and it is delicious

open pantry and garden
75 mins

more later

god only knows what poh is doing... I cant keep up w ith it.. but it is a pile of stuff and she says it is Malaysaian

rey is doing something called space it has raspberries in it rum it is gonna look black a nd red...... dont ask me

tessa is very nervous... she is gonna do a sort of Indian tacos.. she talks about stuff I cant e vne say let alone spell..... wants to show that she knows flavour reece is impressed. em thinks it is going to be very difficult

poh has decided to add a dessert as well Jock looks freaked out..... andy agrees both urge her to rethink stop it. she insists it is okay

poor old Tess is doing flathead again... something is not boding well

rey is nervous .. it doesn't look the way he wants.. he says this always happens.. he hates this feeling....
Tess plating... it looks nice enought reece likes it

he likes what Poh is doing too...
10 secs... time is up

Poh up first lettuce cup with popadums
and some weird looking leaf full of dessert...

they eat stuff falls out everywhere from the luttuce leaf.. but it tastes brilliant says Jock so very v ery clever
and the dessert he loves it

mel is raving about it.. comes together in a salty fuck
andy calls it a thing........

Tessa she is very proud of what she has done
mel said it is a platter of joy
she describes the dish.. lol I am still none the wiser
so they wrap the taco around it.. not as messy as Pohs and eat...

andy said very tasty.... but of course he has to say the fish might get overtaken by it all... mine was perfect.. but does it get lost.. how dumb

dickless Jock says too much out of control.... he even criticises the yoghurt... too much palate is buzzing with hot sauce which is mexican'
skank hag agrees..not sure it is balanced

now rey
sure looks weird
they eat it jock loves the raspberry sorbet nice acidity ovee the yoghurt. but mousse not pleasant
andy agrees mousse not working loves everything else
mel high concept edicble a rt is what he does............
she know who she is gonna pick .. Tessa didnt have a chance...

and sure enough poor Tessa gets the chop.. I am s till fuming

Rubik Cube mystery box tonight
Everyone a bit confused by the Rubik's Cube
I could never solves those things
Reece worried he is going to have to do it.
Reinventing his dessert Moss
Laura using white
Reece going yellow by looks of it
Andy would take blue
Mel red
Jock green

Emilia is doing a red strawberry dish
Strawberry sorbet, strawberry consume

Callum with orange
Making a persimmon lime sorbet



Poh doing red, malaysian feast with a curry,

Reece is making his lemon tart
A saffron and vanilla ice cream with the tart
Andy said it better be a s good as you said it is