MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

sec lot of pastry stuffed stupid woman forgot the butter!!!!!!!!!!!!

guest walk bitchhag models say we dont know what they will do... we never know what they are gonna say
so guests are greeted and taken to the restaurant... it does not disappoaint
they are keen on the tarot cards
caro got death bitchmodel got a devil bianca judgement

oh god bitch model is now tormenting bianca an bitchboy.... surely you shoud have gone for 130.... people look stunned........ 100 is a good thing to aim for...
but no bitches say it shows they have no confidence

PM arrive are greeted and taken to the restaurant
menus read and appproved Manu says coq au vin was the first dish he ever made

[Mistyavalon]

oh no patry is not good and then the lot are dropped
seem to have salvaged them.. girls are happy
entre is served
mum like it caro hates it

PM eat
Manu As i ate I kept wanting more.. more goats cheese, and caramelise the onion pastry texture not right
Pete not very nice pastry chewy and hard to swallow..... and the salad.....

guests eat oh god Caro wants ketchup
mum wanted more goats cheese
barmen got good tarts
caro says the balance is tedious.. stupid woman
Milly seems to disagree

[Mistyavalon]

guests has a stupid discussion about tony robins.. some motivational speaker.. bitch models know all about him... off she goes telling them about her writing a book with Arnie....... good lord.. I really find these two pretentious now

guests discuss coq auvin... mmmmm it is a nice dish ( yes frocky I can cook this one) some love it and others are not keen risky serving French food to Manu

mashing spuds in the kitchen

righto main is ready to go

Main is served

[Mistyavalon]

so most look impressed
PM eat
meat falls off bone
Manu I enjoyed it very much a bit more butter in the mash and try speck bacon in future
Pete loved every bite... a bit more fat in the mash perhaps

guest eat and barmen are loving it
oh fuck off tranny.. now she is going on about bones
bitch boi more alt
tranny scared of bones... I dont want to worry about it choking me

[Mistyavalon]

sticky date pudding

dear oh dear used the wrong attachment on mix master
into the moulds
and into oven

I would have greased the moulds

Saussies are from port Pirie.. a dreadful place.. industrial city..... but sal loves it

of course having trouble getting the puds out of the moulds

[Mistyavalon]

the old knife down the side to loosen it
and now her hands are stuck in the tray.. dear oh dear

guests discussing the ideal sticky date pudding.. fussy buggers

finally puds are out nothing special said tranny and bitch boi

Manu enjoys it loves the sauce and the cream
Pete cant fault it

guests eat
apart from tranny no one seems to be complaining
perhaps more dates

[Mistyavalon]

scores
bitchmodels 7
tranny and M 6 slags
cricketers 7
barmen 9
Saussies 6 fuckers!
mum and son 7
bianca and boi 7

49-70

Pete entre 4 main 9 dessert 10
Manu 5 8

95 woo hoo 2nd

off to port pirie tomorrow

[Frocky]

guests discuss coq auvin... mmmmm it is a nice dish ( yes frocky I can cook this one) some love it and others are not keen risky serving French food to Manu

This is one I can cook too. My son and I had a lot of fun texting about last night show. Mostly about pronunciation and the dreadful accent on the psychic. Coq au van instead of coq au vin. You can imagine where the conversation went.

[Mistyavalon]

ha ha not sure I can frocky

according to the previews it looks like bitchmodels are going to try and sabotage the Saussies........ looks surreptitiously around the room.... and e all know how they decide modelling contests

[Mistyavalon]

so the Saussies are up tonight. I hope they do well

going for elegance lots of white and some rose gold... it is very understated

entre veal carpaccio with grissini//// no way would I eat it.....
Bianca not keep either
will they make their own grissin ask barman

main seafood risotto... vile.. I wont eat that either
dessert black magic cherry cake.......... gross...........
I would be starving there