MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

pat and Bianca bitch fest

entres
Peasant soup
Olive, tomato mozzarella paidina

main 1 mushroom lasagne with pear salad
2. stuffed calamari

desserts 1 bombolini with ice cream
2. cannoloni
slime freak starts..... we must own up and move on cue the nastiness

[Mistyavalon]

restaurant is called Harlequin they laugh saying it is the perfect mask for slimeball

cricketers keen on bomboloni. doughnuts

has Pat burned the base of the soup... nah it is okay.. he freaks and admits he is a perfectionist
targets like the sound of the canoli
prins wants traditional Italian dishes that have been elevated

she works on the paidina traditional flat bread for the soup


guys there is so much hate from the poofterslimes..... every second sentence is aimed at making Piper squirm and own up and so on.. well it is too much.. I will do some comments.. Trav if you really want to hear it all... download it.. epis from 31 Mar to 3 Apr so far.. I just cannot write it all down

[Mistyavalon]

cricketers raise a toast to a good night.. hmm we will see
menu is read and orders taken

then cricketers ask who thinks this is a safe menu they agree and laugh their biggest obstacle is eachother...

true he nags her and she snaps back.. he wants it done a certain way and she basically ignores him... hilarious

guests discuss the dishes.... it is nice but where is the buzz... they need to elevate.. oh I dunno, I just want nice food wherever I go.

[Mistyavalon]

Austin said we were cooking last night be we can tell there was tension
and here we go again

poofterslime starts again..... telling the story from his point of view and it is all rehashed and there is no way I am retyping it all.. it is so offensive

Mum said we are guests in their home it would be nice to remember our manners
ten pussywussslime.. ibby or whatever its name is.. said oh no they have a right to know what went on in their home last night, if they ask we will tell them

and out comes the food. and it looks good and smells good I am told
everyone eats.... bitches are delighted when Pete bites into the ciabatta and it crunches
Pete discuss the way they carry on but this bowl seems like it has been cooked with love.. are you actually in love... they break up.. he really loves the dish

Manu had the paidina.. Italia on a plate But it is not exciting... oh bullshit M it is a great dish... is it amazing he asks... he says he misses the cooking..........

guests eat

mum loves it targets like it Vic loves it prins whine about garlic Mson adored the soup and the bread

pussywuss slags the bread said it is doughy poofter cays it reminds me of pat flat dull and boring

[Mistyavalon]

pat nags about the bechamel... and she said okay but you need the pasta first
he nags more and she snaps well it is not ready... snarl fest and then she gives it to hm here is your bloody bechamel.... she is mad... take more care with the way you assemble it

he moves onto calamari..she is happy with that... then add sauce

at the table twits try again....poofter slime starts telling the story again..... and Piper interrupts poofter said lil miss perfect piper couldn't lie straight in bed

twits say politeness should not overrule truth

[Mistyavalon]

fighting in the kitchen s he wont speak and he nags.. hilarious
out it goes to the table

twits saying too small
prins sing a big portion ha ha

food looks great

they eat
pete has the lasagna alas for bianca he is underwhelmed...fried mushrooms on top...Pat said he tasted crunch Pete said no flavour... Pasta and bechamel was thick and mushies were good at the bottom not fond of salad either

Manu enjoyed his calamari for the most part

people eat
some love it
poofters and twits not so much
prins way too big..pub food

[Mistyavalon]

at the table it starts again.... austin tells them about a game that gets down to the final two and then they turn on eachother.. like MKR quips prins

poofter says I cannot handle piper anymore and then the poofter starts recapping again..... Piper only said it wasnt like that

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[Mistyavalon]

and then we see vic and g just get up and leave.. it is obviously too much for them
prins victor was defending Pipers bullshit and slimepoof was attacking her and it was too much
back to kitchen...
only two small canolis worries Pat the strawberry filling was no good so they cant serve it

bombolinis going better mmm looking good Pat worrying about the ice cream melting

table boys back slime says here we go again cricketers talk about the deserts and others in

so war in the kitchen but finally ready out it goes

[Mistyavalon]

looking good
pm eat
Pete had the canoli.. only two? one wasn't good enough explains Pat a shame said pete cos they are absolutely delicious

Manu.... loved the ice cream bombolini are a bit dense and dry he says

people eat so far so good. mmmm
but prins go dry
vg loved the ice cream bomb not the greatest
wussypoof didnt like it

ma loved the canoli

all right time to score

[Mistyavalon]

poofs 5
target 7
mason 8
cricketers 6
barmen 7
twits 8
prins 4
45-70
now Judges

pete entre 10 main 3 dessert 8
manu entre 6 main 8 dessert 7

87

thru to finals

Barmen are next