MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

Mason on tonight
and the slimes are everywhere... we will make it accountable we will make Vic tell the truth.. effn bullies

entre jamon croquettes// waste of jamon if you ask me
2. Crumbed calf livers with caramelised red onion ( omg are you serious)

main
1. Duck wih cherry sauce ( the sauce is disgusting)
2. Bouillabaise ... doesnt that take hours?

dessert
1. strawberry and lime syllabub... no one knows what it is.
2. Nectarine Tart tatin

well i thin it i a crap menu. disappointed

[Mistyavalon]

so off they go cutting whizzing rolling

guests walk having a lil chat about the events
they note Vic is in a good mood and hope he stays that way

guests are met and greeted and taken to the restaurant the tasting room

slimes note Vic and Piper are sitting together slime says we are going to expose them tonight..... what ghastly people they are

kitchen is going okay. they are aware that the judges will have huge expectations

[Mistyavalon]

pm arrive and are ushered to the restaurant
orders are taken

Mum said have fun and NO fighting

guests discussing the menu and what they want to eat
cricketers say we feel good on top of the table....

uhoh mum cuts open the croquettes cheese in the middle is still cold... seems to be all right now as they serve it ( wonder if something was edited out)
as they eat the cheese has melted ,,,
not sure about the calf livers

Manu had the croquettes and thought they were generous. but the garlic hadn't been roasted properly he thought

Pete not so impressed just so drastically underseasoned

[Mistyavalon]

piper starts bitching not at ultimate restaurant standard
cricketers really love it
others really like it without being overwhelmed
lilslime not keen on all the other stuff with liver

working on mains

and then it starts at the table slime notes how everyone is having fun so he starts on all the trouble Vic is causing
Vic says I don't know where you are going with this

then slime said we know you are sleeping together no prob you are adults you can do what you like then lil poof butts in accusing piper of telling vic what was said....

Vic explodes do y ou wme to leave

prins just be honest
we are not stopping till you are honest
then vic lets a stream and I cant understand a word
Piper said we have had such a lovely night cant we just let it go
how can I ake it better he askes
prins b e honest

I am
slimes no you are not
then adds she defends you but you don't have her back

then Vic tells the lot... she did come over and tell me
just the critiques says Piper
they people say she s aid she didnt
and prins keep going did she telll you Rommels critiques

[Mistyavalon]

good lord now everyone is on Piper's back....
Vic said I am finished answering questions
Piper said words to the effect I build you up and you do this

well slimes go we tried to warn you

Manu talks to mum... I don't use stock I use the bones and then pass it through a sieve

now they are all just discussing the food like nothing happened. crap I so feel for Piper and i don't even like her

[Mistyavalon]

mum realises that what they call Bouyabase ( lol) is not the same as Manu... WA stew...

food is served...... both meals look good.... they all agree
cricketers love the duxk
Manu calls it a seafood stew nothing like the real thing... it is a good soup but not B
Pete... alas not seasoned properly.. good sauce... a tad watery

twits hate it of course flavourless cooked unseasoned prawns
vic agrees needs seasoning and sauce should be thicker

off to dessert

[Mistyavalon]

desserts served

Pete had the syllabub .. way too big he said but nice
manu had the tart tatin and wanted a lot more

viv loved the tart tatin
cricketers said I c old have done without the caramel sauce
prins syl.. too big everything good but the cream unnecessary

twits muttered something insulting

[Mistyavalon]

scoring
slimes 6
prins 6
cricketers 6
twits 4
bitches 6
barmen 7
targets 6
41
Pete entre 6 main 6 dessert 7
MANU entre 8 main 6 dessert 9

83 safe and through to finals
up yours twits

slimes next

[Mistyavalon]

slimes tonight
YAWN
maybe table will be peaceful but no apparently the twits are going to take over with the attack

entre middle eastern spring rolls
harissa spicedtuna tartare with lemon custard

main glazed beef with artichoke puree and pickled kohlrabi
Chermoula spiced barramundi with lentils and potato

Dessert Rosewater Teacake with roasted plums and
Mascarpone cream

2nd dessert will follow

[Mistyavalon]

no interior decorators tonight.. but it looks good
2nd dessert toffeed fig pavlova
he pronounces it pavalova

now lilslime is having trouble squeezing the lemon.. even lemons hate them.. he takes off to a nearby cafe to borrow lemons.. not buy mind you

everyone is dressed to the nines and looks great
omg when pat finds a piano he starts to play and sing. think dying cow