MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

so out go the entres
mmm

Manu absolutely loved every bit of his tuna tartare... perhaps just a tiny bit more spice..

Pete loved the spring rolls

yawns can you see set up...I sure can

guests eat

twits and prins dont understand the lemon custard.. twits call it revolting
cricketers and mason loved it.... except for the lemon... no one is getting it

people seem to like the spring rolls

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Pat said it is a pretty restaurant let's vote on best dressed
veronica votes for Andy
G votes for mum
and Vic votes for Bianca.......shit!!! Piper is hurt and Bianca looks embarrassed. then Mum is so kind and says please do the cat walk for us.....

then Piper gets up and dances
twits are rude as usual..josh calls her a jezebel...but we all know he is keen on her.. "the most shallow jezebel I have me in my life and I have met a lot"

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okay mains are served

twits sniff and say so professional well they own three restaurants says Austin

Manu says absolutely amazing

pete says the same about the beef

guests eat
mmmm unreal ooh this is so good.. it melts in our mouths it is stunning.

same for the fish

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dessert underway
bianca keen for the teacake

and then the teacake has expanded and exploded
they get it out... or part of it. it looks disqusting lil slime said you wont see it.. will be covered in cream and plums...looks bloody awful to me.

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desserts are served
people like the look of it

PM eat
Pete said it has redefined the tea cake.... perfect
Manu found it far too sweet.. sugar on top of sugar

guests eat
no complaints so far
ah a few say too sweet

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scores:
prins 7
bitches 10
mason 8
cricketers 8
targets 9
twits 8
barmen 8
58


Pete entre 10 main 10 dessert 10
Manu entre 8 main 10 dessert 5


111 what a crock

[Mistyavalon]

targets today
they lost an hour due to traffic
entre Crab stuffed lobster tail
Empanadas

mains Quail with roasted parsnips
Filet mignon with mushroom sauce and garlic green beans

dessert Lemon creme brulee
Strawberry and elderflower fraisier cake

vic tells us it is fraysee er cake strawberry not to be confused with frasier the tv show

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so here are the guests

taken to restaurant "fit for a queen"
impressive
do shut up prins
sashes again.... rolls eyes and still with the sexist language

twits whinging about strategic voting

PM arrive
are taken to restaurant and the menus is read and orders t aken

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having trouble with the bearnaise sauce of course...making a new one
bread sauce go with the empanadas.. salsa rocca or something...lots of chilli

prins go on about the empanadas. YAWN

lilslime whines about how the crab tail should be stuffed

more whining from twits. then they ask Vic about strategic scoring.. will you save them?
they say we vote on food. It doesnt matter whether we like someone or not or whether we find them to be annoying brats who insult everyone on the table..... or nice mothers.. everyone is treated the same

oh hell yet another bearnaise sauce more a hollandaise now

[Mistyavalon]

beginning to plate now
time is up.. food looks good

entres are served
prins hate it of course
others think it looks good

PM eat
pete empanadas.. looked great.. filling juicy and moist but pastry was dry and sauce not so good...tomato paste spoiled it completely

Manu why did you chop up that lobster .. disrespectful food overcooked and grainy....