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Fasten your seatbelt Misty, here we go again. I’m giving it another lash, but those smug homeschooled goonies are making my blood boil.

frocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so glad you are back

please feel free to comment as you will.....I am pretty busy right now.

I am just scanning through epi one right now... well the queens are at it already! this might be fun.... I can feel the agro amongst the teams

so now we have the MKR restaurant...... what does this mean I wonder?

stacey and Ash Byron bay/// has to be Stash? what else?
they look like a fun happy couple... he lost an eye in a bar fight.. and wears a pirate patch.. Okay Pirate Stash it is.. lock it in

ibby and romey. calling themselves socialites........ well I am calling them the petulant pansies and I hated them on sight. lock it in

the peruvians Andy and Rudy from Brisbane. Peruvian Princesses

josh and austin... westies from sydney... frockie's faves.... well of course I can't make fun of religion...........or can I? God's homeys??? Xianhomeboys......loudmouthed twits?

so the menu entre is tuna tartare with wasabi Mayo... sounds nice

main Miso salmon ( oh no not again) with black rice avocado and radish salad... I just wouldnt eat it
off home to do the restaurant

the sultans palace.. or ferntree gully.... now lots of cane... it looks byron bay ish

dessert chocolate avocado mousse with Almond praline yuck.... hub says it is nice

omg talk about product placement
pp's peruvian princesses are telling us how it should be...they are going to annoy me

nice and peaceful in the kitchen right now

and here they all come..... oh dear lord... loudmouthed twits is beginning to firm....

one lady with pink hair in a sort of french roll but in the front pops open fizz... one of the pansies wants one and the lt's want water
good lord she comes form a town in Vic of 200 people.. wonder how that hair goes down there? Pink something.....



we have a couple from Noosa... flight attendents... I like em

The Wassies look nice.... fitness freaks. family oriented.. grew up tough... they are sister and brother. omg the granma has pink streaks

there is another lot of Waussies... he is Aussie and she sounds South American... they seem happy

omg lmtwits ask if the mile high club exists....... of course it does.... the pp's are intrigued.... the pp's and lmtwits are gonna go at it... one of the pp's owns restaurants... says he is a nurse....
lmtwits call the pp's gameplayers

the Peruvian Ps talk about the cuisine and the lmtwits take them off....... everything is from peru!

and here comes PM......
Pinkfizz goes on and on with PM... over the ten years
menu is read
lmtwits call everyone else at the table old
Amanda and blake want to give them the benefit of the doubt.. calling them socially awkward

In the kitchen.. a beautiful piece of Tuna// she cuts her hand..... and there is the blue bandage!!

entre is ready to go

entre is served... mmm I want to try it....
peruvians are whining too thick unevenly cut.... yawn

PM eat it... Pete looks forward to the first dish he tells us... it was a really good start good presentation good flavour.. but be careful what you write on t he menu... there was no wasabi to my mind
Manu loves the tuna.. even so thicky cut.. lovely.. good cracker.. perhaps more fine and into tartare
Vic man loves it great flavour and texture
lmtwits flavorless
Peruvian thought it was okay but not zesty enough
petulant pansy.. needed more zest

Onto the main
lmtwits say these people are nice I dont want t hem to fail
peruvian say you mean they look nice
lmtwits... you are way too s ensitive
they have no filters
lmtwits we are speaking a different language..... so he says it again so slowly
petpansy is furious
someone else says it is offensive
lmtwits no one has any sense of humour and they keep doing the same thing over and over... he calls people emotionally
fragile

the others politely try to look away

each time the peruvians speak josh..chief loudmouthtwit takes her off.... shut up he says

mmm that is an awful lot of salmon cramped into a small pan... and now the oven is too small... they cant all go in at once.. he is panicing a bit

the petpansies were asked whose idea it was to come on the show... the so called nurse says it was mine. partner slips up and says we were gonna have a few drinks at your... er the local cafe..

lmtwits pick up on it

but petpansies feel they covered it