LET'S BUILD A HOUSE - HOUSE RULES 2018

[Mistyavalon]

flash t lk if they get it wrong we will score em low... crap they are mean
josh s out shopping.. he sees a meercat.. they all call kristie a meercat.. it will remind he of the time.. he finds a nice pic an a nice couch.... be great if it were n tan or leather... and yes it does

JJ he is trying out the limestone in the garden.. he wants to see if he can use it.. he cuts a bit and goes to ask the head builder.... can w e clad a wall with it.. hmmm better get jess before we decide....


now a wall was agreed on and it went from 1200 to 900.... dave said yeah I
forgot to tell you......it has completely changed Chiaras plans./// dave is saying he won............. what sort of a turd is this twit........... it is his wall he said....... I am not getting this

[Mistyavalon]

why cant waussies build their own wall I wonder it would piss smellies off
jess is shopping for kitchen jarad is supposed to be dong something with a wall
he is cutting limestone... hmm not my thing

chippies are planning to scare toad with a spider.. he is scared of spiders.. but it didn't work cos the spider wouldnt come out of the glass..... when one of them was trying to put it on his shoulder

chippies stuck on the luxury yacht rule along comes Caro to assist... she says a pic wont do you must feel it..... it must be spectacular..... Caro does a titannic scene this is what I want

[Mistyavalon]

the wall again
smelly dave has installed a light switch in Waussies zone.... omg smelly calls it a competitive edge..... Enough is enough... Chiara said it has to go or I will rip it out. Waussie walks off and ignores smelly who tries to talk. smelly keeps saying cheating is part of the competition.. no it isn;t..... doing a good job is what t he competiton is

[Mistyavalon]

okay bonus room time
I really hope Waussies give it to the smellies the smellies don't want it.
so what will the Waussies do... it is a guest bedroom give us a lux surfie crash pad. Go have a look and think very carefully.

just give it to the smellies and be done with it.. they walk back in a nd you can feel the tension.... jess is almost scared...

waussies give the room to the smellies.... chiara tells em straight you haven't been playing fair... and smelly dave said sure be like children... are you serious??? now she is saying karma might bite them on the bum are you for real??????????

[Mistyavalon]

apparently smellies arent talking to Waussies........ the one week it has to flow... and the stinkers are not talking so much for the affirmations.... It appears the at smellies are changing plans ad hoc and not telling waussies... and it impacts on Waussies rooms

the smellies go on and on about how they got the room for revenge.. no acknowledgment at all of their part except for mutters about it being a competition. really horrible people

JJ he is carving the limestone that w as found in the back yard. it is a very time consuming process. Jess thinks I may as w ell have a go

CK are really under the pump today. So tired with so much work to do. the hallway is really getting to them.. they are both crying and cannot decide what to do with it

[Mistyavalon]

and now it is time for t he statement piece. everyone wants to w in cos it means free painting. stinker hag has an idea she is keeping to herself

TM are actually enjoying themselves.. they are at the timber yard --they want t o make a coffee table..... he has a man to help him fix up the timber

warzone between smellies and waussies....... dave changed the size of the wall with no notice and stuffed up Chiara's design. Now David realises that when they are in bed they will see their partner on the toilet. Blame could go either way

[Mistyavalon]

smellies get caro to help with the bonus room.... she cant see the lux... stinkhag goes on with rubbish.. it soulnds like a pig hole.. she says she can s ee it she just hasnt found it Caro says make sure it has a purpose

CK decide to get a tree slab and put lights in it....

now chippies are also building a vanity.. is there any wood left???

stink hag is getting a surfboard as the statement piece how is a surfboard lux.. she is so confident

LK are a bit worried.. the do not want a surfers crash pad... she keeps saying lax.. no boards hanging on the wall with wax on em... oh no poor CK.. it seems that is exactly what they might end up with

now waussies try to be nice and all we hear from stinkers is why should we be nice to them .. over and over while at the same time appearing to be in agreement. There are really horrible people. childish petulant kids

oh dear CK varnish and it is so dark.. Leigh wants light....... oh dear she gets David to help her place it out to dry

[Mistyavalon]

poor JJ ave forgotten the kids bedroom.. what does Caro think?
good lord the lid wants a skate board park...... the design is great says Caro... but can they pull it off?

I know it is terrible to get so upset over a tv show.... but every time hear stinkhags voice going on abut revenge and slagging Chiara I seriously want to hurt her...........same with dave... hub laughs and said i musta been a medieval torturer in one life

[Mistyavalon]

now JJ and their limestone wall.. oh dear
Waussies really try hard with the stinkers...... just imagine a kid with all the lollies.... ones he doesn't even like and won't share or swap... just to be mean.....
now david tries to get the flow................... something about arcs on the door and flow.. he asks dave and he seems fine. dave said I am not gonna be a dikehead like him, I wont be pushed around I will walk away
David tries to talk wallpaper and what to do in some joining area and arsehole face says oh he wants to be friendly again you can't chop and change like that... how immature can you be?????? dave appears to agree and then stinkerhag has something to say

there is a lot of silliness with the chippies trying to take over as the jokesters so they make cows and stick it on the cars......

[Mistyavalon]

stinkerhag tells dave what she bought... dave tells her the plan and this turd is even more silly: one min it is friendly and then it is a competition.. they the stinkers are never wrong.. bring it on Chiara she keeps saying i can't keep up with it but apparently she has stymied the wall paper . If I were there i would shave her head with a blunt razor... seriously

JJ having real trouble with the limestone they don't have enough.. perhaps there is a solution

work continues as teams have their statement pieces ready.. uhoh.... TM are in trouble.... the bloke hasn't delivered it.. an hour to go. Mandy tries to be logistic and toad says stop worrying get working and it will be here.........hmmm

CK oh dear it is still orange

JJ know that what t hey are doing as a statement piece is crap.... nothing seems to be working....

hag gets home with the stupid wooden surfboard.. I must have no idea what lux is

waussies have real coral as a statement piece.. looks a bit like what LK did with theirs

Chippies are feeling confident with theirs