LET'S BUILD A HOUSE - HOUSE RULES 2018

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waussies happy as larry apart from a crook back

stinkyboy goes past a garden a nd sees some great plants in a garden and he asks if he can have two.. offers 50.00 each man takes the cash and deal with the wife later......

new art w ork is great TM really happy....

josh looks for artwork that will bing attitud.. maybe he can spray paint. he finds something from t he Adelaide Crows

now Davids plan is skewiff... the tilers cant do it he will have to.. he goes off on tangets/// no I will paint it.... no I can't and so on and on with this

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he is still debating with himself.. builder said just try it.. have a go what do you hve to lose so he has a go

graffitt wall is doing fine

Chiara is plant shopping.... and stinky girl comes up .. Chiara said dont copy me.. stinky laughs and just gets what she wants... she thinks hers is better

Toad is making the pop up pixxa oven.. sily boy didn;t read the instructions////
builders point out a few faults like it needs to go on bricks//////

David is whining about stinkies///// Chiara says if you keep wigging out we will go home.. just do it

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Chiara makes up a to do list he argues she tells him relax.. no wigging out
on t he deck.. looking good.. they intend to work through their lists...

stinkies also have a lot to do and they have to lug stuff up and down stairs....

toad is persevering on the oven... shoulda bought one like the chippies did.
he has never rendered in his life he tells us.. Mandy is worried as it is not even half way done and she has other work for him. she also has to deal with an old builde who is effn hopeless... didnt we do that he asks.. no says Mandy.. he continues eating his breakkie

Chiara painting a door.. it should dry quickly and she can move on.. he is putting up the bamboo..... Chiara is taking forever..... and she whines

stinkies are having trouble with some terracotta pots..... do t hey need plants in them he wonders..... she puts some sort of bricks around them he nearly chokkes telling her she was right

waussies fighting over lists she is painting... he is ticking stuff off

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now wasussies still arguing ffs david just do as you are told... stop arguing says hub.... ha ha...

Toad still building the pizza oven... oh dear.. Mandy unimpressed

plants have arrived. dave wants them divvied up and of course david is being a fuckwit.. both are one said if you dont take them stinkies will... she screams at him and really lets him have it.. 30 secs just go and do it.... he finally just does it... he tells stinky what he wants.

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Toad has cut his thumb with 8 mins to go he isnt gonna stop
mad panic.. Chiras fruit plate looks great.......

and that is that.. up to the judges now

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HERE come the judges
someone is gonna go home... three teams

JJ's house Chippies zone
serious transformation cohesive... lovely work, lovely carpentry but where is the shade... made worse by all the hard surfaces... it would be way too hot t o eat at in summer and the seats are hard...
Larry said the firepit is all wrong.... it is in the shade
they love the paving but the rail trak.. the idea is good... but it has no purpose at all... you cant get on it... a railway to nowhere...and the decorations are all add on... a fear of emptiness.. lovely to look at just useless to live with

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now Tm's zone the love the lights and how well spaced they are
Drew and Wendy just love the outdoor setting and Larry says he likes it too

they love the back yard and the horrible graffitti.... oh I would die if I had to live with that

why is the bike stunl in the hedge..... Drew cant get it what reference what house rule......... Wendy says it is the modern part of the Highline. It makes an inviting space..... no shade again though I note. they love the recycled bricks
no sure about the Easter island statue.. but Wendy said it owns the space an dLarry said and that is exactly what it has to do

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CK's house
Waussies zone
Larry said Bali High or high Bali

loving the outdoor bath.. it is pretty.. the screening works and it is totally bali.. plenty of shade Wendy loves the tiles... Larry said it is so thoughtful f rom the outset.. they think about what it will be like to be sitting in the bath for eg

the other side of the screen is gorgous.. the w ater feature is amazing they love the shade over the dining area. the colours really work welll... Larry said perhaps better in the house. Wendy is not keen on the outdoor setting

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stinnkies zone

wendy loves the paving
drew and Larry love the whole area
drew hates the bricks around the planters Larry loves it


oooh those stairs are steep and narrow....
a sort of jungle theme in the kids area.....
cohesive sense of design
good play area..... an awful space that has been utiolised so well... a s the kids grow the toy stuff can go and a firepit can go in its place

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scoring
Chippies
Wendy 7 Drew 7 Larry 5 19
Toad and Mandy
drew 9 Wendy 10 Larry 10 29
Waussies
Drew 9 Wendy 9 Larry 10 28
Stinkers
Drew 8 Wendy 9 Larry 10 27