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aha Star here are the posts I misnamed them......... so if you c an put em in House Rules week begin May
17. Please put them in before Mondays blog.


Bradley is telling his story and said his mum was a single mum for him most of his life but she now lives in the house with her husband and Bradley’s sister braddles starts crying mum was a single mum gave me the clothes off her back ( well that explains a lot)

It’s dark and Lenore wants it to be light and bubbly

braddles says remember it is mums house and she says not too much Peter Allen

boys get to do the zones....
oh what;s a nursery
they want to pick what they want hpw bout they give tarhys the nursery.. oh no thinks tamra
stink might like it

boys want to keep clear of td.. probably have the twins net to them
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here we go

boys mb and kitchen
twins lounge room pantry and WIR
stinkers dining laundry and bed 2
kaimee entry bathroom a n den
tahrys nursery hall ensuite

tahrys so unhappy
stinkers having a bit of a whinge
everyone else happy

House rules

1 we would love a refreshed Hamptons home
2 open up with light and love
3 give us the blues
4. deliver elegance with contemporary clean and crisp wet areas

5.my grandson deserves a nursery fit for a prince

tahrys upset and she lets the boys have it especially when one of em keeps saying oh you are a woman you have maternal instincts

so time to negotiate for zones............. here we go again

tahrys said we dont have the time to be nice....
stinkers start measuring
tam sticks tape on wall without asking anyone
so twins an tahrys want sace form the boys.. I reckon twins will win if anyone does

no the boys give in to tahrys

now kaimee and tahrys.. no kaimee arent bothered
oh no the stinkers want more space for another wardrobe
no says tamara/
we wll see what we can do after we have worked out exactly what we need.. she finds them very drsining
he keeps trying to telll her what can be done and she puts him in his place and he doesnt get it you need space around the toilet he says it is worse having towels next to them.. better never come to my place she is crying cos he always tries to help others..... before me.... he says you dont like anything and she says no lets plan out space and then see.. there is no common ground here. the stupid boy cannot see her point. everyone else with half a brain can

day two she has worked it out and she says no and dickless is sulking..
so stinkers approach... no is the answer.
stinkers are upset.... trying to be nice.. and he pushes and pushes and she said I said no....
stinker hag says we just want t he best for the house
rhys gives in and agrees with her.. sort of..


the boys....
shopping
and who is flirting this week? they see what t hey like and keep asking does it include and she keeps going yes... hilarious

Kaimee... feeling good about the bathroom er no need for toilet paper..... i dont t hink they realise the dining room is on the other side. Caro comes to sort it out for them... kayne said probably not ideal

the boys have no idea what the Hamptons is... lets make it a modern hamptons.....um

then they ring their mum for lunch/////// unbelievable

tam off shopping for nursery and is not happy....
found a hampton cot.. good now the sanitation station.. oh she is hilarious .... all this stuff is designed for poo eplosiion ha ha

lenore can use it not more

kaimee watering the lawn in their dressing gowns
dave said absolte clowns not turning into bogans they were always that way

demo

kayne keeps deigning and getting nowhere.. then he gets it a dividing wall... lets see it when its done before I agree

tahrys realise something stinks.. opens up the lif and the smell is so bad.............. someone did it and couldnt flush i t,,,,,,,,,,,,, how dreadful

Kimee keep finding stuff to make use while they are in the tent... she will hook a sink up to the tent.... aimee reckons LLB will love it...

wouldnt you think rys would get a mask.. she said h old your breath....

aimee off shopping a slim bath.. she finds one
now a vanity... oh no,..... not black for hamptons.. ah think she has the white

rhi is off couch hunting... she wants simple and has black.. so hamptons style with a variation... not sure........... the dresser is great .. oh no don't paint it blue

kayne picks a front door...
aimee is at bunnings.... wood for shelving...... mmm too much shelves.. be better to have a few hooks...

boys and stinkers talk space'
dave said he wont have enough room for dining room and chairs... remember last week...
boys saying what they want and dave said oh no you cant put seats there........ it is their zone they can...
dave is saying no... oh the kitchien willl be huge.... and dining rom too small hello remember last week stinkers....
no they do not want to give in at all

the boys say we need the space for the island bench so people can sit around it. dave said get a smaller one and the boys say it has already bene cut the boys say it is a small kitchen....... the more they try and make sense to dave., the more he thinks he is being conned.... the boys says they really need it. and dave said no

star I have lost all the damn posts somewhere this is why i hate this week by week thing'' Please find them and move them please

so this is monday 18 May House rules

stinkers and boys finally agree.. i still think it looks stupid why the hell didn't they just go with a rectangular table that dining room is huge. such a waste of space... god stinkers are a pain


tahrys nursery she is talking to him like a baby

twins talking with Caro really narrow lounge.. very a ware of it.... Kimmi discusses it with Caro/// modern hamptons.. niche lush white couch.... dresser they are gonna paint blue caro said more of a modern than the Hamptons... a risk yes...... but we want it.... we c an see it

and stinkers again........... this time they want huge chairs that wont fit under the table.. boys politely suggest smaller chairs.. stinkers lose it... they say the boys always think they are hard done martys.... can you believe it.?

boys talking to Kimmi and the "self controlled narratice crap dave was laying on them...
kaimee just carrying on... do i really hear karaoke? in the den with a stage..... um...... singalongs .. but in a den? omg the machine is portable... can be taken to trailer parks.. he said it not me

the filthy stinkers are buying t he huge chairs and they are not giving a toss about the boys.. oh wait one is a bit low for skinkerhag.... oh dear.. stinkerhag has got chairs which go under the table....

stinkerboy and rys are mixing cement in a wheelbarrow cos there is no mixer.. and they are playing ghost music while dave puts his hands on rhys as they massage the lumps...//////

boys mb... coffin ceiling lol is it coppered?
now looking for a chaise which they call chase kimmi sets them right bench or ottoman is what you want

along comes Caro to Kaimee caro is laughing... now she asks is this gonna jive with the house rules.. it is not hamptons....... Aimee looks crestfallen.... Caro said you are not following t he house rules.. keep in mind you want to stay in the competition........

Kimmi looking for a tv.... salesman says this one is flat to the wall...... the lounge is just so small they think .. every cm is precious... she starts crying..... the boys try and calm her and even tam agrees... being to hard on yourself...bit of a boo ha ha...