Cream pie in the face anyone?

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Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:39 pm

viets are doing something with pho noodles... judges are super impressed.. they never expected them to make noodle from scratch

oh dear...... Italians are s tuffing up the meat.. pan is not hot enough and dad pours brandy over it and then gets a blow torch.. fire everywhere. Judges are not impressed at all

and now the scarves are carrying on over the blasted baklava...... and it is almost time to plate up

Vics.. how is that choc torte..mmm
now the fish..Matt is concerned... it is gonna be dry maybe.. yuck...but maybe not the skin is wonderful

five min call..if it is not on the table it cannot be judged

omg the lunatics are running the asylum
dad greek is plating on table and daughter takes it from him

beef is cut omg it looks superb......
plate after plate of food appears

mum greek is worried about dessert.... something about the oil not being hot enough... but she must serve something.....

that choc torte looks fantastic

and that's it folks.

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Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:01 pm

scarves.. judges praise the savouries Anna is keen to try desserts... scarves blather on about how it is not perfect ..judges eat it and totally disagree,,mass hysteria and crying from the scarves

now the greeks..this is more my style of food... and it looks good too..con talks way too much and keeps taking over as they talk to the judges he even tells his mother to control herself
judges eat the food and con starts telling them how to eat it!!!! Taramasalata got the nod despite the oil
now the fish,,, oh dear,, some of it is not cooked... and guess what someone said seafood king.......... ha ha...seems to be a bit of raw fish.....Matt likes the flavour of the topping and nothing more is said
mum is worried Anna eats it and said what happened with these... mum owns up and Anna has to agree... not right
Anna said it was tough with con bossing you around..... looks like mum is gonna have to talk to him... Matt says there are touches of brilliance the taramasalata for eg

so now the Italians not keen on eggplant myself... but the parma goes down brilliantly.... heyden asks for tips and mum just looks at him.. finally lots of oil

Matt said the meat is undercooked..... not enough oil not hot enough lid on boiled the meat.....oh gross and the meat looked fantastic before he attacked it

Waussies.. matt notes how calm they all were. all the judges love the meat but perhaps the teacle is a bit too much too dominating... nothing else is said and they move on

viets...get a lot of praise for the homemade pho noodles.. the flavour in 2 and a half hours is amazing.... the best I have ever had said Mat. Other judges rave too amazing flavour and depth
now the dessert.. a bit of discussion and then what a hit..we thought it was gonna be a disaster

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:10 pm

vics finally... what an amazing spread of food truly I am starving now. and the fish they w ere worried about is a winner now the 4 desserts..... they all want a bit of everything.. the choc torte is a hit,,,,,
but she slags chilli and choc and pears but these she loves

so the judging... praise all around. who is the winner.. it was not an unanimous decision says Matt. we had a food fight oh now I am so pissed off the scarves won.....no way....... seriously when you saw all the food the others did......... but apparently they fitted the brief...
they have first pick of game changes. Tomorrow not cooking in these kitchens and you w ill need to cook a lot more food.... once you choose no one else can have it... they choose the mystery power
tomorrows challenge involves grocery shopping and this mob have double the value of all the others

that's it no one gets kicked off tonight

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Traveler » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:24 pm

This seems to be more fun than the Masterchef and MKR shows.

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:58 pm

Now... food truck challenge. Team which makes the most cash wins losing team is up for elim, food cannot cost more than 5.00 a serve must be family food
so off we go Greeks in disarray fighting over what to cook... go for what is cheap.. off they go
Italians are all organised and have picked arancini straight up .

Tom says it is a huge task for you guys let alone them
scarves are making burgers.........hmmmmmmm arguing like loons now.. don't forget any ingredients...but you should see them chopping cabbage

Vics going for Indian

so while the others are shopping the rest do prep with vegies and fruit.. a lot of silliness going on...viet girls are dancing and singing

Italians and Vics are first back

Greeks upset cos kids aren't back with food
scarves are still shopping and yelling

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Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:15 pm

ah it depends on the contestents

now back to blog

greek boys arguing in the supermarket

Judges comment on the vics dough... seems good.. shoppers return
Waussies no dessert...could be a big mistake... have a one stop shop to capture all the money

viet girls haven't done much.. Parents are disappointed. girls are upset now Viets seems to have an awful amount to cook.. Matt is concerned they have taken on too much. Heydyn says that the menu doesn't jump out at you

when Greek boys get back mum socks it to them..... stupid boys... I dunno if they a re gonna get there.. making meatballs for souvlaki... is there enough fat?

italians dad is screaming and yelling with instructions. Arancini is full of bolognese.. interesting,,,, judgs approve

worried about Viets... will it be too chewy?

omg the scarves are drowning the fries in salt.. matt goes to g et some for the judges...the judges really approve

greeks happy with the meatballs. Mum is smiling

Vic's narn is looking good too

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Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:51 pm

and in come the customers.......... i know these tv shows they crowd em in .. making it look like a lot more than there are........... but anyway in they come and race to the food.
Italians are really organised. but scarves are in a mess..if it is not there it cannot be bought.. the meat just went on

everyone else is selling

the arancini is sold out.. the judges really love it... clear why it has sold out

the meatballs were dry as the judges feared

viets pork belly is chewy as they feared

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:14 pm

vic's desserts are going down well w ith people and with judges

the scarves are s till struggling with the food///wait so long and according to a diner not worth the wait..judges disagree, they like it

anyway who won... the Italians with over 1000 bucks

who lost...the scarves

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Post by Mistyavalon » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:30 pm

so the challenge is to make Annas cake. it looks scary
holy hell when it is cut open it is full chocs and a whole pile of other thing.. nothing looks simple...... the are calling it the tower of terror. hub looks at me... I just go don't be effn dumb.....as if I am gonna even try that.

onl two people from each team can cook at one time and the others are not allowed to watch
scarves get out of it cos they are in elim already

teams get to discuss strategy
viets are scared greek are all fighting.. what a disaster this will be

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:18 pm

greek dad walks off...no one wants to work with him... now what???

first they must get t he base right or it won't hold weight... Anna is saying theyhave a bout half an hour
Vics are on track... she knows it ha to hold weight and she is enjoying it

Waussies are still reading.. this worries Matt.. they say they are doing it t o get a plan of attack.. hell the war will be over before they get the cake in

oh dear viets the butter went in in a huge lump... shoulda been cut up first
dad greek is with mum and the boys are cooking and fighting of course.. now is not the time to fight.. con is bossy but the younger brother is dumb..........

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