the families are at it again 2018

[Mistyavalon]

giles girls get parmagiana
parents steak and carrots and spuds

fatuglies say it is Indian with a touch of Afghani.. fools..hubby tells her he is not happy with it.. would rather have something else.. stuff it says the fat one... we don't have time.. just enjoy it

blue tarts eye fillet for adults and kids chicken breast nuggets.. they set off the fire alarm and could care less. the family runs around opening windows and so on

Islanders are doing some marsala from scratch and a buttery chicken with garlic for kids

nono meatballs and pasta steak nutella pizza... pasta is taking too long... they start snarking at eachother.... steak goes in oven.... the blasted water is not boiling.... daughter is doing a fade out....... she wants room and mum is a pain,, and then the famly say we are starvng.. ha ha daughter asks for a kettle and mum yaps no it is too late no it isn't... oh god

giles girls..... seem to be okay

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so the water is still not boiled... why didn't she use the jug I wonder..mum is annoying I must admit.. she is always right said daughter.....she is sick of it!!!....

kids invade blue tarts kitchen

giles making creamy mash.. more butter they think ah more they think creamy spinach... actually cheese cream and garlic.. spinach adds colour ha ha

oh god the water is still not boiling.... mum says starting... meat is not cooked,,,, oh medium but the kid wants it well done...

Indian and fatuglies... finally doing the brown rice... Matt says they are doing what they want, not what the family wants

oh god blue tarts are putting in smoked paprika for the kids batter.. no yell out the judges

Islanders seem to be doing fine

Italians are still freaking out carrying on in Italian.. nothing works here... daughter is really losing it... Matt said it is embarrassing Anna agrees.. oh grow up.... really Italians go on like that now mum has to throw oil on the fire.. listen to your mum

[Mistyavalon]

so food is served...
some good smells some keen eagerness and some are not so sure

oh gross honey glazed carrots... the kid said she liked carrots so why put honey on em.... I cant eat honey blue tarts did the same

giles family is a hit.... makes me feel hungry..Judges try t he parmy and adore it.

fatuglies...... really think they have met the brief.......... idiots... the kid hates it and spits it out.. and the fatuglies start spewing. the family complain to the judges.. Judges try it and are totally unompressed

blue tarts..... family seem happy,, one kid loves the carrots and the other starts screaming its head off... Where is the strap.// send it to bed hungry.... oh my god,, these kids are spoiled.

[Mistyavalon]

the screaming kid gets some meat now,, it likes that,,,,, thank god I don't have kids

judges try it.... classic home cooking,,, and that is the brief...the the chook nuggets... not for kids

Islanders.... this food is good...... they are happy,,, jusges have a go at it.... they are loving it. smart cooking says Anna.. perfect for kids and adults alike

now italians... a pile of food comes out... they tell the little girl that t he steak is not how you like it... but please try it... you might change your mind... the kid tries it says it is a bit chewy. The family seem to like it though, they might be just being polite
judges try it... pasta is great.. steak is under salted an afterthought really

[Mistyavalon]

so the judging
fifth italians
4th blue tarts
3rd fatuglies.. what the hell?
2nd Giles
and the Islanders win.... and they control the power at t he elim tomorrow.... they say they are gonna take the rewind... that is really gonna stuff one team up

[Mistyavalon]

alas there is trouble matt has a go at the daughter Italian for inappropriate language. She is furious and walks out..... she is screaming at the floor manager ... there was no need to say that in public, he could have taken me aside. I agree..she swore in Italian...

she eventually calms down

[Mistyavalon]

fastfood vs home cooking
they have to cook whatever the judges order.... and have to have it ready by the time it arrives

Now the Islanders have the rewind button and they hand it to the Giles... they regard them as the toughest competition

stir fried spring rolls and special fried rice are ordered

everyone gets going.. at ten mins in the Giles girls have to start all over again

I am pretty pissed off to say the least... here w as a great chance to g et rid of the fatugles and she looks really fat and ugly today....

[Mistyavalon]

Islanders seem happy with Chinese..they cook it all the time
itais have never eaten it let alone cooked it
blue tarts just go on and on about being 80s food and so on

the gamechanger is a really clanger as chinese food is all about preparation

fatuglies will not shut up they have never eaten it... never cooked it... and they tell us over and over... they are doing afhan spring rolls..

Giles are powering along... they eat it, have visited China and cook it all the time... dear oh dear it is so unfair... but they cop it so well when they get the news

[Mistyavalon]

so the Gile girls give Matt all the prep..... One says off you go Matt I have prep to do...

the Islanders praises the Giles....
the blue tarts thought they would pick the fatuglies. they are totally lost and the Judges notice it all.. they have no idea

the itais keep saying they dont know but they are getting it right..judges are impressed

They are also impressed with the Giles girls and how they are powering along....

then out of the blue parker wants a lamb doner kebab... just like that... so no they have to cook it

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Giles girls are stumped.. what the hell goes in one they ask
fatuglies just whinge
itais.. what do I look like a takeaway shop??
Poor giles girls... doubt if they can do it... they have never made it... but they are going for it...is there a sauce they wonder... um lets do a garlic sauce.. poor girls

despite all the whinging the itais seem to be getting it mum is having a go at the bread

fatuglies have the rice but no sign of any of t he other dishes they are annoyed cos they know how to make kebabs.. they dont have time... whinge whinge whinge... and spring rolls.... dear oh dear.... whine and whine one keeps say what do you do do you just roll them how do you roll them over and over

blue tarts okay...except they pick beef instead of lamb... the lamb is in the stirfry..... now matt and tom are whining.. they want a lamb kebab