Misty takes a turn at home renovation week one

[Mistyavalon]

how long will it take for Misty to have a favourite and most hated?

wel we will see

this is a renovated house rules w e hear..... more surprises......
we have hub and wife best female friends.... om plastic supreme... oh my god I have never seen anything like it a young couple form Qld and she looks like a very bad imitation of barbie... she might be nice but creeps............

might b e brothers or best mates as well..

the judges tell people w aht t hey want one wants to be turned on.. I see.........
now the pommy git... seriously he needs a hair cut he would be hot then... he siad if you d as I s ay you w ill come close ..otherwise you will be prey

so first home Fiona and Nocole besties from Vic... omg you should see it the shack not plumbling or electricity shower is a hot water system that t he car battery ones
the toilet is tin... this my dear friends is a dunny... certified..... she has kids and they love it... near water.... they want to move in once fixed. I cna see why.. it is a great location

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so the team arrive... and se the worst home in history.. no one can believe what they see.............it is a tin shed.... with a brick fireplace..... love to know the history of this place.....
troy and bec NSW identify as battlers...

so.......................... she tells the teams to go inside and find out... I think the only thing I would keep is the fireplace....... Troy and Bec are westies.. he is a big boof but gives her roses... holds opens oors she is an account exec and he is some sort of gardener from the looks of it...

seriously this looks worse than what they called national fitness camp

someone finds rats or evidence...
plasticne is a dance club owner and he is a carpenter.... she probably is very nice

so outside....... what will be done start from scratch and it gets knocked down....... I wold have kept t hat fireplace

[Mistyavalon]

he poor girls.. they drive off.... realising that they are getting a home.. not t he shack

okay who gets what

no fireplace in the r ebuild,, they are making it from steel apparently

entry masterbed and mud rooms geek twins from WA

kenan's room hallway and laundry rebecca and Tryo

family bathroom and the dining room shawn and ella

the ensuite and th e lounge room kate and Harry SA

bannins room and the kitchen Ken a nd Barbie

[Mistyavalon]

now th e rules
style our shack contemporary country
go glam with feminine sparkles in th e MB and lounge
complement blues with lots of red
showcase metallics chunky timber and stone fireplaces ( I knew they should have kept the fireplace)

splash the family bathroom with stripes


ear everyone is in a tent.... old fashioned tents the geek twins are 26 do everything together... there is a bed

Shawn and ella from Hobart love the bed in the tend he says it is better t han theirs.. they look a nice couple.

kate and harry SA carpenter and teacher... she says he is a big kid... he says he is the man of t he hosue and the boss.. she says we will s ee


westies read the kids letter he w ants a graffitti wall

the othe r kid wants a t een room not a kids room

[Mistyavalon]

so they agree they are building a brand new home not renovating

all sorts of discussions as to how it will look....omg you should see the views of the grampions..... they are gonna take apic of them and use them as a splashback.. clever.....

then flash to judges who are just camping it all up...the vision is hard.....because the d esign is not clear... and he says whether t hey gel w ill be the key...

so we go shopping..oh dear these new baths.. I woudn't be able t o get in or if I did out.. give me a comfy bath....

everyone is arguing sort of saussies he keeps telling her to listen and I think she is annoyed....she doesn't want to boss him around but feels she has to... apparently whenever t hey go shopping it is ww3

[Mistyavalon]

there are some lovely stoves around.. hub is getting all keen... lol I just say pay off mortgage and buy better property... and then I add with a pizza oven and pool.... I cna't wait till we can have a pool....

omg barbie and ken ken thinks he is hot He isn't to me keeps looking at himself in t he mirror

geeks have no bloddy idea at all .. looking in stores look like second hand,. and looks at boring lamps.... are they glam enough NO they don't get glam and feminine

omg what is hard about s tripes.............buy some wall paper....... no they are gonna tile and then cut in half and make stripes I ask you

Westies going for a few different tiles.... troy is into it he wants dark grout hell you learn something new e veryday

geeks still stuffed.. no not shabby chic........ oh dear...... it is a horrible mirror with a blue painted frame.............feminine glam??????????????no

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walls are up some shopping done time to start on t he building

Now Assron thinks he is the foreman... hmmmm aaron assron........a well done Misty

okay suddenly they see an extra room appearing as the roof goes up.. who is going to do it..
will there be another couple?

and here comes Caro.. troy is very happy to take her advice

she talks to Kate and Harry they thought t hey would have more space.. s o she goes throgh it with them..... she offeres suggestions............but harry won't listen.... he still goes on about t he toilet as an eyesore......... he is a nutter......oh god she says you want t o ignore her and he goes please don;t do this... she says you don't see the space flo
he says I don't like change and then adds I like getting my own way

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geeks are lying on the floor they have lost it s o they g et online and pick stuff... then they go and ask Troy about feminine sparkles.... he likes a chandelier.. but they w anted more..........

now harry is really throwing tanties... I don't care attitude.... then he says I should just let her choose.. passive aggressive much... she knows there will be changes throghout and says if you a re gonna react like this like you did over a toilet I am worried

assron take over and everyone just laughs at him....they listen cos they know he knows this stuff but t hey laugh

he is Jo with news....... bad I guess here we go....

[Mistyavalon]

right extra space is a bonus r oom and you ge tno extra time if homeowners like it you get 5 bonus points if t hey don't you lose it

you have to draw out names.... Troy and Reb call out wa geeks... oh dear

house rule embrace the grampians with an outdoor entertainment room''

the twist keep it or give it to another team
some want it.......... it probably is easier to fit out.... you just want a great space to look at t he gramps. but these boys are useless a t stuff hey say.. they try to work out who could get it.. they want someone to lose...



they take it on themselves.........

[Mistyavalon]

I think I like this show... gonna go make a cuppa and come b ack... Materchef can wiat t ill we get all the characters