Misty takes a turn at home renovation week one

[Mistyavalon]

okay so now the bitches return and slag off all the rooms all the efforts of everyone

they even fail the bonus room which costs geeks 5 points..............mean very mean

they hate the bathroom strips calling them industrial country and freak out out t he cow hide rug.. and I guess Tassies should have got t hat after the d eer head

the hall... they absolutely hate the bike.. calling it a junk shop and they hate the roo print..this is not contemporary country....

they seem to like the bathrrom more... except for the splashback they hate it.......... they are not keen on t he desk where it is and hate the stool

definately not impressed with the ensuite... eg and I agree no storage space

the lounge like it but t he fireplace stone no way... the chandeliers lovely but not contemporary country...where is the red?/

not fond of t he kitchen timber looks fake lights all wrong no red
and the tree in the bedroom oh it is dirty......... there is no room for his mates ...

and they lived in a shack.........


so the scores
Geeks 7 but they fail on the bonus room so 2 is the score
Tassies 5
Saussies 5
Trec 6
Barbies 4

all right folks... these girls are crap

[Mistyavalon]

okay then tonight it is the Saussies turn
the barbies won the last round so they get to pick their zone and the best part everyone else's yes the bitches are set to cop it... no one seems to want to have anything at all to do with them and they know it. They really stuck the knife in ... totally understandable

[Mistyavalon]

so barbies take off and work out what they want and what they want to dump on craphags.
craphags get lounge room and laundry ( they wanted the kitchen)
Trec get bathroom and kids bedroom
Tassies get kitchen
Geeks get dining room and ensuite
Barbies take master bed and hall

crap hags are whining about it

geeks are in the tent....

[Mistyavalon]

house rules
wow us with black a nd white Boho
keep it real with no faux
palace patterned tles and turquoise in bathroom
add a touch of pastels
black out a speccy kitchen

now judges blather
larry doesn't know boho..... bo he siad Drew explains think soho type lofts Wendy says it is hard to create.. easy to end up like a junk shop

there is a lot of discussion over boho
and geeks discuss what is real and not silly boys

[Mistyavalon]

so now time to fight over stuff

the bonus room is all marked out
now they mark out zones and plan w hat goes where
craphags have very definite idea..........and so do Trec and it looks like the ideas are clashing... craphags have already started and trec are annoyed.. no discussion.... then craphags see that troy has taken over.... and hey go on and on about not getting a door in and cupboard.

he said family bathroom is more imp and they say no laundry is.
battle lines are drawn already.

barbies... she begins to take over and he sees her point..... she plans a huge bed and bed head.... he will build it himself

geeks one is pretending to sit on an imaginary toilet!!

barbies get together with t he geeks to plat the space as they are adjacent..a no door says ken just an open ensuite.... geeks think and then agree...boys realise that barbies think t hey a re easy to work with which is good and they laugh

Tassies love their speccy kitchen what t he hell is speccy??? Caro sees black and white but what about pastels.. a pink fridge... she loves it

[Mistyavalon]

so crap hags insisting on the space for a door...
troy tries so hard to rationalise and the craphags.. ar ejust so rude... your idea is not going to make a functioning laundry
well we are not going t o negotiate stunned silence really.. you people can fit it all in your bathroom

they accuse troy of being stupid bec launches an attack...
trec say they have no right to be here.

Hub is stopping me from smashing their face in........... these two are so horrible

[Mistyavalon]

so trec try and compromise one more time for the sake of the house...
they offer half the space and the crap hags accept and t hen say to the camera.. we got exactly what we wanted... too easy if only they had listened two hours ago...........what charming

saussies keep telling us they want opn plan over and over

but craphags......... no they are leaving the wall and of course will not listen.. they want a seperate living room which no one wants...... they are so determined that saussies will love it anyway

so boys go talk to others.. everyone else is taking the wall down...... they all tried to talk to craphags...
of course craphags don't get it.. they are so sure they are right.... Ella says okay fine it is a design choice

then geeks totally get Thelma and Louise wrong.. they des as heros but boys saw them as bad guys

[Mistyavalon]

assies prove just how clueless they are when picking wood.. I am too obviously

demolishing house

builder calls craphags in ..they got the measurements w rong.. they are 50 ml short...... they have the hid to even think of asking trec..... off they go.... the hag says it is no good messing with us... they will not intimmidate us

and there is talk of smashing t he wall down.............hmmm

[Mistyavalon]

Trec say take 50 ml and the stupid cows are crowing about it.. she says he probably doesn't even know what 50 ml is.. sheesh are these bags real...

Jo calls everyone out and the bonus room is the topic... It is a play room... have fun with a playroom for boys of all agses is the rule it goes to Barbies as last weeks winner.... same rules... keep it or gift it... not sure yet . but I think they are ditching it... no they ar e keeping it... dumb.......

she goes off to plan it he destroys the old room....

[Mistyavalon]

crappers ar e putting up their wall
trec come to measure it... that's 70 ml over........... crappers have lied and have been caught out ....will they appologise of course not. Bec insists it comes down and is done now... trec tell us they w ill knock it down otherwise craphags say no they are not going to do it..... we will not be intimmidated