Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Broadman » Sat May 06, 2017 10:37 am

Mistyavalon wrote:
Fri May 05, 2017 10:20 pm
Hells Kitchen is sure to be a lot more exciting
As I said earlier, we love HK US, so be interested to see what the Aussie version is like.

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 3:27 pm

so it is pretty much down to two

my fave.. thankfully I haven't learned her name c os she loses............ she keeps makng the wrong mistakes.. I mean everyone is making mistakes but hers are structural... I feel fer her so much

Pommy lurch.. well take a look at him.. made mistakes but he could right them... hey nuffin against him. but I really liked the other girl.........

bearded cravat tries to encourage her....... but she knows she is s tuffed

all the other contestents are nowhere near it

I do think these complicated desserts are an unfair challenge.... sad really

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 3:28 pm

lol old lady.. I am not up to that yet

don't forget t o send me your email if you want an invite to a private tracker.. and make sure it is totally correct cos they send it to the addy I nominate

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 5:20 pm

was there an epi on Friday? I only have thursDAY recorded.///

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 5:39 pm

it is pretty obvious who the faves are already

they clearly don't like Bonita.. Broady's old lady....

they love the big fat kid... he won't be dancing if he keeps eating like t hat.....

I haven't worked it all out yet........ I am not going to get involved.. they only murder my faves and then I have to pretend I am interested.......

now who is the big fat Asian... ah Brian.... seems a nice person.. oh dear he is playing with his "deconstructed" dish

ha ha Pia the woman i thought w as n her 20s is 49...

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 5:51 pm

everytime I hear I have made it 100 times I know stuff up// poor old Ben thinks his pasta is perfect and now he finds 44 or 5 others are doing it too

now thee is a very nicely spoken guy I won't say Paki cos that is an insult t hese days... but I think that is where he is from.

oh there is a Benita.... but not who I thought i was..... hmmmm Misty is confused already...... gutzes come and freak her out.......... she is making a crab bisque they says you didn't roast the bones........no sweetness... they really make her feel bad.... now she tries to think of something else

eliza is making a choc fondant and gutzy races over t o check it... oh yes it comes out perfectly and oozes beautifully........ how she stopped gutzy from wolfing it down is beyond me!!!!'it might be

Rasheed the pakie he is in trouble with ice cream

oh good lord now benita is making a wrap.....with goats cheese and dipping sauce..

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 6:08 pm

oh dear ben has stuffed it rolled it too thin and cooked it too long

ah brian is having fun.... he loves to plate up

oh no.................poor Rashie............... he dropped the dish/////////// he has nothing

well too late now..... brians cheese board looks unbelievable hope it taste good...it appears to!!! cravatboy keeps gutzing

Pia.... well gary loves it.... a hit of course

Tamara crab tortellini it is balanced says Gary

pommy lurch gets the nod
and ben is up... an yes it is overcooked............ a shame cos the rest is great

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 6:20 pm

so Benita..... they look at it and ask are you going to be safe........sheesh..it looks nice and sounds tasty but a warap is risky
Gary says you are in trouble. you will struggle unless you learn to be more versatile... seem more than one dish

oh my the fondant and macadamie crumb looks amazing.... and when cut it oozes and it tastes fantastic

a few more all are wonderful yadda

now they pick on Lee gary calls it mooshy... beardedcravat says we don't really like it

they rave over Sam's dish

and now poor Rashie..........food on the floor....and unset ice cream

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 6:27 pm

sam pia brian callan all got special mentions

but who is up for elim

poor Rashie Benita Benjamen and Lee.............

Rashie will probably be safe I guess.

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Re: Masterchef auditions 1/05/2017

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat May 06, 2017 6:37 pm

here we go what is the test
14 ingredients a closhe behind it with another ingredient..... cook us a dish w ith both ingredients

you need to pick t he first one without seeing what is under the cloche

here comes george with t he knife block benita gets 4 Ben 1 Lee 3 and Rashie 2
ben picks walnuts what is behind it??? dates.........well that should be okay

rashie up next he picks mango what is in the cloche? oh my lord green pepper corns ... that is very tough.

Lee picks the salmon ..and the cloche? omg aniseed...... gross....... but he is happy

so Benita.... peaches and the cloche? oh gosh tea? earl grey tea she can cope

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