Cream pie in the face anyone?

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:30 pm

other contestents seem to favour the Viets

oh seriously someone shut those scarves up......................... both hub and i turn the sound down. horrible voices I do hope they get eliminated.

Viets have got a chook and are making skewers. Matt says don;t cook it yet.. let it marinate.. oh no he has cooked it no oil it will dry out.. even I know that

dad starts on thai beef salad...mmm..oh no it will stew all piled up like that.. spread the meat out dad

even with the sound low i can hear the scarves screeching and to see them jumping at t he same time.. please eliminate them

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:45 pm

so time is up as those bitches scream and sqawk.. seriously the cat is terrified and is hiding under the bed

Viets first.. looks really good.... those rolls look amazing and the judges love them
chowing down on lovely lamb chops with the fat on... mmmmmmm
tom not that keen on the chicken breast skewers
alas the thai beef is not the best either......

so now the screechers...... looks good...judges hoe into it.... tom prefers the chook, so does matt. the babaganoush hits all the right spots but the shwarma meat is horrible overcooked and dry. Tom said actively bad. now they hoe into the dessert....

so am I to be spared from the screechers or am I condemned to suffer
viets scores 9, 9 9 and tom 8..effn pommie git. 35 out of 40 total 61
screechers 28 so far 9 8 8 holding breath while asshole face tom scores them.. if he gives em a nine they stay............oh fuck they stay.

oh god who hates me that much

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:33 pm

so tonight it is a vegetarian feast.............say what is the general freak out

Tom is gone.. but will be back for elims

so who is coming to dinner,,, the guests are bringing the ingredients... the local farmers march in bearing produce

the scumturds don't even know what truffles are..........good lord............ i do love having an enemy and these freakazoids are on my hit list

lovely fresh food...........mmmmm

2 course feast
5 platters of main and of desert..should be easy enough with all that fresh s tuff
perhaps there is no fruit? no only vegies... hub is sitting there having a think.....


italians and vics are doing a gnocchi

now I immediately thing vegie lasagne or moussaka....

Vics are making cheese to go into the gnochhi.. but not using spuds cos the spuds are the wrong type so ricotta gnochhi it is...... but the Italians are using the spuds.. Matt warns kipler is not good for gnocchi

greeks at it again.... arguing over who is doing what

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:44 pm

i am ffding the scumturds.. I cannot bear any of their screeching voices....
judge talk about them.. consensus is they doubt if they know what many of the vegies are/// they should have gone home

one of them wants to fry the truffles like mushrooms.. and the dessert is gonna be a vegetable sort of sticky date pudding

the waussies are making a curry spuds and jerusalem artichokes... ( don't stand downwind)

greeks not fighting ( w ell for them) they borrow some white choc from Waussies///beetroot white choc cake

both gnocchi teams are confident....nonna is very angry with them all an talks in italian

greeks dad ants to put water in but Con stops him... but here we go damn dad doesn't listen and so much water.... the cake is all wrong and so wet

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:55 pm

mum insists he start again....
they need more ovens...... one of the Italian ovens is free so the let t hem use it

where is the white sauce for the moussaka.. um seem to be lumping cheese on top
Nona is stressed.... she doesn't want to use truffles.. she says I know my sauce..so they back off and start the pesto

Vics having trouble with gnocchi,,,, not coming together or something..judges doubt if the brownies will cook

scums are screeching really screeching at eachother...

things seems to be coming along reasonably well

but food must get to the table

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:23 pm

and it does

so farmers tuck in
so do judges.. they love the moussaka and the potato curry one of the farmers eally loves the brussel sprouts
scums so called omellette does well..looks like rissoles to me
judfes trying nonnas gnocchi and loving it...
now the Vics .... firm says Matt when he spears it...as he chews,,, yes it is too firm

now it is dessert time...I doubt if I would eat any of them...maybe the brownie....
Italians cannoli... they like it
now they try the brownie and love it
they try the scums and like it.. anna is praising artichoes farting bullets........ silly girl

beetroot cake they like it

so who won.... 13 votes the greeks win

they win a game changer and ask for expert help... they get t he help of a pro chef for an hour...Matt

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:31 pm

Kyneton today
looks like a market of some sort..lots of tents set up

okay people bring their own food and all eat together.. this time this lot will cook
only one protein today.. chook and they have to do a KFC.. invent their own special recipes
have to cook a main and a dessert, two side with the chook and you must collect your supplies from a local store

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:47 pm

greeks want to bbq but Matt says no it can dry out... deep fry it,,, okay
curries seem popular but Waussies are bbqing too early says Heyden

so people who went off shopping are coming back.mum and dad greek still out

greek boys fighting again

scums nearly break necks carrying food

teams go through their lucky dips... Italian dad sad no fennell

really you know what happens people yell at eachother.... i am not going t o type it all out.......... unless something interesting happens

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:09 pm

scums left the oven door open...hopefully this will stuff em

uhoh greeks making Matts pastry dish and all of a sudden along comes mum and says here use this.. she wants them in circles.. judges freak out no no no.. you will wreck it

some doing individual plating up and others screeching the place down

so,, out the food goes

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:30 pm

the team which does the worst is off to elim
greek mum really proud oh her disc idea.......... yet to be tasted, but judges are not impressed
scums have made rice pudding... gross...the rest are okay
now Matt looks at the pastry thing,,,,it looks good

the Waussies anglaise is awful,,, so they eat the bread and butter pudding...shame the anglaise was wrong

anyway the squash cake has some aghast..... Anna says not a dessert but a morning tea item
and the greeks have done okay after all

so scoring... who do I have a chance to get rid of?

oh holy mother of the goddess that damn stinking scums have won the round.....

so who is up?

waussies and Italians...... the shepherd go to elim.. the anglaise was the clincher

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