MKR 2018

[Mistyavalon]

mains under way
Asians keen to try it especially if they use fish heads for stock
botoxxies. just t alking crap
rr
the boy hasnt had bisque either .. he likes chorizo and risotto though I can do a good critique on this he says
everyone laughs

now someting is wrong. are stock is over reduced.... can it be saved...adding water...not too much

[Mistyavalon]

Italians seem to think he teams liked their food
well if they oved it why the low scores
rachel is upset and she is right
someone says goat gate
Asians say everyone is fair ( let's see after you cook)
a debate rages presentation or taste rolade takes hold of the pineapple and starts pointingit at people as she says taste

now the kitchen... risotto under way
she is going to put the prawns on the bbq.. she is nervous as they burn
but it all seems okay mains are served

[Mistyavalon]

very well received
our boy says presentation is pretty nice... so hard to keep a straight face
Manu asks are we supposed to pour the bisge over it

now after eating it Pete slams it..... three dishes in one... none done very well some prawns are a bit raw.. did it all wrong

Manu liked the idea.. but the bisque was not creamy enough

they are gutted

[Mistyavalon]

so guests eat
rice is raw
smells like i dived into theocean'
very undercooked
some loved it
botoxxies hated it smells like fish water andis inedible

back to dessert

asians worried about the golden syrup in an already sweet cake
botxxie it almost sounds like a pina colada

the old qld boys suggest a bowie or beatles song rachel looks like she has never heard of it
she suggests spice girls.... boys are not impressed after a rendition

[Mistyavalon]

dessert is served
oh god old qld say it is like the 1970s..... beautiful
slaggy girls slag it it is just pineapple..what did they do

Pete loves it yes old school but good
Manu not so sure... pineapple not caramelised.... and the ice cream was ic.. oh dear

guests eat
ooooh golden syrup
cake not good ....dry....
old qlders like it
vics not impresed

ice cream icy
sickly sweet
cake dry

hmmmm

[Mistyavalon]

botoxxies 5
old qld 5
waussies 6
qld 4
asians 5
vics 3
roulada 5

crap mean from vics

33 that is a fail and they look so sad

Pete manu
entre 8 8
main 6 5
dessert 5 5

70

so vics roula and rachel

[Mistyavalon]

I have a feeling this is gonna be a bitch session tonight
entre chargrilled prawns with watermelon dressing.... Mist y and hub yes please..
pm not so sure

mains Salmon with Asparagus and Mustard and Dill Sauce...mmm Misty and hub yes please

dessert something with choc.... apparently rachel is the expert and roula is the salmon expert......... well that is what she says


so time to set up the restaurant I am hearing 80s vibe old school hip hop....... um............. botoxxies are whining,. didin't even listen, they never say anything useful

they are arguing over roula not being stressed
Stella and Jazzy Waussies pick this up in the voice overs...
anyway t hey are friends again...
the restaurants look just like one of those Euro type things

[Mistyavalon]

doing the prawns... do not overcook and make sure you peel and clean properly

dessert brownies and salted caramel

roula is taking so long with the prawns

now what is going on with the brownie way too thick rach is unsure what t o do add eggs.... well roula said you a re the dessert queen... rach just adds the eggs to shut her up

guest walk
very low expectations from bbs
banana benders... will roula be ruling in the kitchen

[Mistyavalon]

so guests arrive waussies smell brownies
asians call em the hip hop people
now the restaurant form another view looks more like some sort of rap house
gangster stuff.... not where I would want to eat
they all drink to the House of Flava.... there better be lots of flavour

brownies looking good they say

now they are arguing about cutting the shallots they need some part for the chopper thingy , just do something roula said stop thinking.... then roula said okay I will leave it out if you a re gonna be like that...then rach says we can't do this and they agree.. oh lord not sure at all a bout this dish which should be simple

PM arrive

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so off to the restaurant as they all perve on how good PM look... M especially

girls sort of perform a welcome .. bitches look sour.... everyone else laughs
menu is on a dvd

people are surprised at t he menu bitches call it immature
others are more temperate and discuss flavours
hub turns to me 2 mins each side for prawns... I go no way they would be overcooked............
pity they didint serve this dish in a glass. like the old prawn cocktail day...the choice of plate is tiotally wrong

entre is served
smells good
oh lord roula says we have made the biggest mistake