MKR 2018

[Mistyavalon]

guests unwrap and eat...
nothing is cooked properly
Viets share.. oneis okay
Vics it is not cooked
miami..... these things all take different times to cook.......
botoxxies like a bag if poo....
Pete asks did you like anything
no
rr's can't wait t o tell steve that botoxxies called their food a bag of poo

[Mistyavalon]

right to the baklava
cream? lord you don't need cream' oh dear it is burnt on the bottom

which is worse f irst batch which is bland or this one which is burnt

you can't serve burned food

stuss thinks the first one...steve is whining Stuss has no idea

back to table///talk of elimination and the secret twist is mentioned ..Matty and Ash are keen to know of course

Manu asks rr how do they feel about going against Matty a nd Ash rach we don't know if we are going against them..well said Manu if you have to
then Pete asks Ash and matty who would you rather face she says well they are both evenly matched
roulas says that is hectic ( seriously she said that) we cokked our food. we ar enot evnly matched. Pete said so you think you are better .yes

people are a bit uncomfy with all this

[Mistyavalon]

bloody hell they are s till arguing aobut which batch steve insists on the second one

dessert is served.....
roula picks the burned bit immediately
PM eat.....
Pete I got the burnt one... and it was dry left a bad taste
Manu not burnt

[Mistyavalon]

guests eat
matty a sks how would it taste if not burnt
vics appreciate the technique but if failed
no one seemed to really enjoy it

Scores
ratbags.............4
waussies............5
vics..................2
matty a nd ash 3
viets 4
miami 5
botoxxies 5

28

[Mistyavalon]

entre Pete 5 Manu 5 38
main 1 3 42
dessert 2 5 49

49....second worst. I was hoping that they w ould beat the ratbags... alas the ratbags are smiling and rach is talking.. oh dear lord her voice

Waussies up next

[Frocky]

main Kletiko greek baked lamb... apparently it was cooked like a hungi in the old days to hide it from the authorites. anyway it sounds good ( trav.. a hungi is a NZ way of cooking. you dig a hole and get hot coals.. wrap t he meat up and then put the soil back).. takes all day


Stuss is making the pastry from scratch... omg he is using vegie il frocky don't you make it with butter? hub is having a heart attack gurling butter butter butter..... stuss says it is perfect Steve said it looks different more oily.....

You're quite right Misty. Kleftiko was traditionally cooked in the ground by bandits to hide the smell of cooking lamb. The word klefti means thieves, or bandits.

Butter butter butter and then some more butter to make filo. My mum used to make puff pastry for pita and I remember how much butter went in that. My mum never made filo, but her sister makes the best baklava from scratch. With butter.

[Frocky]

uhoh.... matty has wrecked the food processor... I didin't think you could!! lol hub lets me use his.. so I figured it must be foolproof

Anybody would think he'd never been in a kitchen before, or seen an appliance. Or eaten anything but baked beans and steak. Tonight he declared he's never had quail. Good grief.

[Frocky]

entre Pete 5 Manu 5 38
main 1 3 42
dessert 2 5 49

49....second worst. I was hoping that they w ould beat the ratbags... alas the ratbags are smiling and rach is talking.. oh dear lord her voice

Waussies up next

Lets hope the Waussies are good this year.

I was hoping they'd beat the ratbags too. That Roula is a disgrace to the Greek community.

[Mistyavalon]

Is she Greek? hell I thought she was Lebanese...shows ya what I know!

yeah frocky, I know plenty of feisty Greek women who take no crap, but don't go on like that

[Frocky]

I'm pretty sure she's Greek with a name like Roula. Remember Con the fruiterer from the Aussie comedy show? His daughters were Roula Soula Toula Koula Foula and Agapi
Whatever she is, she's despicable. Her little sidekick looks up to her as though she's some kind of God. Pfft.