MKR 2018

[Mistyavalon]

ent is served
pm eat
Pete says wow.. I didin't know what to expect. you talked the talk and I love that but you have to back it up.... roula grins and we go to an ad break

it is yummy but is it technically correct no pasta is chewy on the outside and not enough pumpkin filling... it was nice but not perfect
Manu said pasta too thick and chewy... the sauce didn't work

guests eat
rach can't cut it now it is I have to chew a lot
Viets like it but too chewy
baked beans said I thought it might be softer
vics said it was a disappointment
raving rabags is it pumpkin or pumpkin puree it isnt a competition dish rach it missed the mark

[Mistyavalon]

now the jus.... good
now the ey fillets is it coming apart.....
they hope people like it medium rare

rach of course wants it burned
baked beans medium rare
rach makes cow noises.. if there is blood in there so she goes off to the kitchen to ask for it to be medium rare... stunned silence..... botoxxies are fuming what a waste of money.... she will g et it the way it comes

[Mistyavalon]

so steak into th e pan individually braising all sides
they put on a bit for rach as they try to cook it more for her.. do hope the scores reflect t he effort

rach then asks if you had a song what would it be stuss says changes by david bowie

the idiot goes into a barbie routine and makes a total fool of herself.. oh god she was trying to s ay she in the botoxxies plastic world

few probs in kitchen .will the jus thicken? do i hear romato sauce

now the mash old one tell jess not to get ti too runy an d t here is a bit of a to do

[Mistyavalon]

guests talk about t he elim challenge and are terrified
waussies say if it is based on food alone they want to cook against ash and Matty cos he can't cook..
Heinze pair arenot offended but are quietly confident

tasting in the kitchen .. one prefers stuss mess then they argue over the garlic in the spinach... ne says too garlicy and the other says I can't taste it

chaos fear and terror in the kitchen

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they start plating up
oh dear as they pour jus over it.........it is watery and runs over the plate all running into each other

worse than a lil bag of poo oh dear... it looks tasty just messy

main is served.
viets note how miserable they look
they apologise to PM for the jus being so runny

pm eat Pete this is a very disapointing main course... it hasn't helped you
Pete whines his is blue.. I am trying t o g et through the tv t o get to it...... he doesn't like the spinach he wanted a lot more

Manu loved his not so keen on jus ..still too winey... mash didin't cut it

[Mistyavalon]

oh bless baked beans calls the jus jus as in just
he wanted it thicker
rach my plate is soggy
here it comes.... she got medium rare she says I would call it medium well....
roula says hers is blue
miamis love theirs
viets love it too

[Mistyavalon]

now to the dessert it seems to be okay to them
out it goes dessert is served
PM get to eat it

they love it apparently...even miserable old Pete says spot on
they cry in delight and roula has a go... anything for atttention
Manu asks why didnt you cook like this before?

[Mistyavalon]

guests eat
rr raving rabidly
baked beans still prefer his cheescake from the corner bakery
hearing lots of compliments
Asians said a lot of people enjoy this but some don't want to... ha ha wonder who?

so scoring
raving ratbags 3
banana bender 2
vics 5
Miami blues 5
Viets 6
Waussies 9
heinz varieties 1
31

entre Pete 5 Manu 5 41
mains 1 6 48
dessert 10 9 67

safe.....

say good byes next time you meet one team will be gone
rach whines I thought we were going to s ee the elim

[Mistyavalon]

okay so the elimination
I know the result of course

just gonna watch it and then post....

feel free to comment

[Frocky]

Baked bean boy has never heard of a colander. I'm almost hoping they win so I have something to laugh at every week.

The waussie just put whole tomatoes in a pot to make a sauce. She didn't even trim them.