MKR 2018

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vulgarians tonight

entre
dressed herring terrine
pm love the sound of it
oh stuff it I lost t he post ( my fault Star not t he board... I will post later

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entre 2
cherubki with tomato relish like an empanada


Mains
ox tongue in apple dough with porcini mushrooms
solyanka soup sour a sort of cured meat soup

now the restaurant is very Russian of course theatrical inviting though

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dessert izba cottage means spring cottage full of cherries yucko
dessert 2 Pashka with cranberry curd vile never really been a berry person

guest drive shut up emily
waussies have no idea what russian food is

botuxxies hope that it is no good of course

guests arrive and are greeted and ushered to the restaurant and the guests like it of course

then along come PM and are greeted and ushered into the restaurant. Menu is read and people are stunned at how russian it is.. I think most are happy and then orders taken.

the usual russkis in the kitchen so boring I can't keep my eyes open
guests discuss the sort of food and what is expected.... a much higher standard than cabbage rolls say Nic

truffles say they will probably win and en up on top of leaderboard.. mb raise eyes... henry says sorry to botuxxies......

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entres are served

the terrine looks good
and I guess the other one does too..

PM get to eat
guests gasps vulgies think it is fear stupid bitches
botuxxies know that under the pretty little top is a stinky fish ha ha

Pete had the terrine and enjoyed it
Manu tomato relish not spicy enough he said

guests eat
botuxxies empanada very very dry needs sauce.. sauce not spicy at all

Anna loves hers
emily herring didin;t shine all she could taste was egg and mayo and she doesn't like mayo
Waussies called it a saussage roll

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mass of boring chatter about what they would do with the money if they won
discussion of oxtail some are keen waussies say they will eat anything.. botuxxies say am not sticking my tongue out in front of them. other waussies says she is not happy eating it.. Manu said just think of it as a piece of meat
botuxxies say that there is plenty of meat on the outside... spend a bit of money buy a steak

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now all the girls are checking reflection in the knives............. I have no idea why
mains are served
PM eat
gross that soup looks awful
waussies one of em is scared of the huge tongue on t he plate

manu liked the tongue but would have preferred the tradl way... your way is a bit dry why change when the tradl way is better
Pete loved his soup....gross

guests eat
waussies can taste the oxtongues taste buds with her tongue
botuxxies soup is disgusting I can't eat it
sooks look on with that blank look on their face

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then one shakes her head
emma is choking or is it Jess... she said it was like eating a litre of olive oil and 50 mil olives homeless mens food
waussies look a bit shocked that's full on

anyway dessert is served
botuxxies not impressed at all
pm eat
Manu shakes his head,,, and flash t o add

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team scores
botuxxies
waussies
truffles
boys
MB

no they don't give them
PM score
entre Pete 10 Manu 8
Main 10 5
Dessert 8 10
guest teams 36 total 87
bye bye botuxxies

if that wasn't favouritism I don't know what was......

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so what is gonna happen tonight
the sooks have been carrying on.. I want to slap them
I want to gag emily
no elim tonight
strongest team advances to semi finals
2 rounds
all 6will cook
the best 2 again and the winner goes to the semis

round one
take a dish that another team cooked and improve it

now the higher you finished on the leaderboard the more time you get
so mb go first and others follow at three mins .. poor Waussies only get 60 mins and mb get 90

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all sorts of discussions mad rush to the storeroom ushing and shoving and sook is whinging

mb are doing botuxxies s teak mash and gravy .....they change it to sirloin with mash greens and red win jus// SHUT up emily as she tells us how bad the botuxxies was and how good theirs will be

vulgies next twist on botuxxies steak sandwich from bowling green they are making a Reubens... oh w hat a crock... that is not the same and they are using brisket

Truffles doing mb's bowling club dish herb crusted lamb with spuds and a greek salad with asparagus a lamb rack this time go truffles

sooks up next ga's fried rice sook said it was boring they are adding chook and stir fried asian greens

boys gonna do seafood risotto... dancing divas....... chilli seafood risotto with a gremalata
packing it full of seafood.

Waussies taking on truffles lamb backstrap... they add a wasabi green pea puree
a big risk doing a jus