LET'S BUILD A HOUSE - HOUSE RULES 2018

[Mistyavalon]

DUNNO if I will keep this one up... this show can be great or dumb, let's see how it works out

[Mistyavalon]

looks like some of the contestents are shockers.... might be fun..
Lawrence is camping it all up again.. he is always fun t o jeer at

[Mistyavalon]

Haven't had a chance to see it yet

[Mistyavalon]

all right
Inner city suburb of roseberry like hell it is.......... sheesh
first task.....
renovate the house that House rules bought for over a million ( cheap in Sydney)
and now we have to meet some people
the judges larry hasn't changed still the same old poonce in a ridiculous red suit

Drew architect and builder wants lots of space
Wendy is about decoration
and the poonce? oh just run and don't look back.. for those who stay it is exciting he waffles and I aint typing it all

judges set the rules....
they get to see the house.... they freak hub and I don't see anyting strange about it.. one hag calls it a horror movie... it is just a small cottage with aporch,,,, needs upgrading but it is not a dump... non sydney siders are freaking

7 teams
each house gets 7 days

you should hear them wanking on about how bad it is how small it is... oh for heavens sakes it is an old house.... what a wank,,, it would make a great first home.. hell hub and I would be happy there...

the teams talk to eachother... some played footy together

there is a Kath and Kim pair...
some vic wankers a y they will do anything to win

okay the back yard is a bit off but it has a shed... oh hell some nice outdoor furniture

so they have to go up a level to create a family home

[Mistyavalon]

lee and christie zone one
zone 2 kim and michelle ( kath and kin
zone 3 kitch and mb tote a nd mandy
zone 4 jess and jarad
zone 5 hallway and bed 2 Josh and brandon
zone 6 bed 3 and right side of back yard mel and dave
zone 7 bathroom and yard... kiara and Damo

[Mistyavalon]

House rules
create contemporary luxury in a cafe cool home
let the Australian impressionists inspire your colour pallette
pay homage to Florence Broadhurst in the master suite
use art to add colour and urban edginess
play with spaces

most contestents have no bloody idea whatsover

judges agree it is a big asktr

[Mistyavalon]

upper level are preplanned
ground they have to measure out stuff
we havemums and daughters
and brothers who are chippies from qld
Kiara is pising people off oh no frocky the Waussies.. the meanies again so here we are omg he said we can only fit a shitter in here.. that is terrible
David starts measuring and pissing everyone else off.... then he loses it and walks off she is gonna whack him..... he is a pain now he googles...and said he needs 5 by 8 metres and she said that is irrelevant... you have to look at the size of the house..... he says I better shut up she is right

[Mistyavalon]

zones done.. now it is time to design and here comes Caro
and then they start discussing colour pallette and don't ask me hoe Howard and Turnbull are mentioned
beats me how dumb some of these people are.. it is almost like they are playing dumb

today it is time to demo er pull the stuff down.... out off.... you all know

Toad and Mandy country folk dairy farmers near Bega discuss who is taking the old toilet out... this is the sort of stupid banter all day

there is a bit of tradie talk and hub and I look blankly at eachother
ah someone is going shopping.. now I feel more at home
the qld bros are hilarious as they shop.. they keep feeling like they are in art galleries

Kim and Cath are happier in t he shops

walls are going up people feel better as they see the shapes and the staircase

so along comes Caro.... cafe style how is it coming alongOMG a piece of wood falls on Caro

[Mistyavalon]

she says she is okay as people hove... she looks trapped... not sure... here comes the ambo

everyone is upset of course and tell us how much they need her advice

caro lies on hospital.... hopes nothing is broken she says I was in the wrong place at t he wrong time

Waussies need niches... or they ar enot playing with the space... he tells the building supervisor who is a turd and says change the plans.... he rings Chiara and tells her she is freaking and he gets stroppy... then they agree it was a miscommunication....

second level is being craned over and gets attached ( whatever t hat is in building terms)

[Mistyavalon]

florence broadhurst strong feminine but if overdone it can look old ladyinsh frumpy says Lawrence

uhoh cath and kim's bathroom door has been water damaged.. it cannot be used..off to the shops
toad tells us how much he hates the thought of living in the city

teams have to work together in the yard

apparently it wasn't their door.. whose is it? anyway they have no door