the families are at it again 2018

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the next stage ..they have to remove the balloon from the choc..

not as easy as you would think........... you have to be careful not to break the choc.... some peels easily and other bits stick.......

Lebs choc ball broke... too thin... how sad... Nona yells out just go on get all the elements up.. so they persevere

giles heat a metal ring.... and press it to the ball.. they need to make holes in both ends

blue tarts use a hot knife and it falls and breaks the bottom.. np we will flip it upside down...

oh no the poor evans... the ball just keeps collapsing..... untempered choc.....

the rest are going okay as they fill and decorate.. mum is going bananas and she flicks paint at it

Giles have done it.... ball is hanging full of stuff
blue tarts follow
fatuglies is split...... they don't even try and hang it

Lebs put theirs on the table too
and that is that

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oh dear two fall.... Giles still hanging
Matt says it is okay we saw em hanging

and as Matt approaches Giles it falls too

more later

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Giles girls..... well it was pretty good and it hung for longer.... almost as good as yours Anna... not quite she says

they smash it and everything is lovely.. Girls are safe

the evans is awful,, a total mess.... the lollies no good either.. flavour is good.. and at least t hey got something up

Islanders get a pass mark

blue tarts ,,, also get a pass mark...
lebs.... it is a mess.... lollies are good though

fatuglies well a lot of problems.. not tempered properly either.. choc not snapping.. they agree the lolly pops are the best

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so Giles girls are number one and safe
blue tarts are next
islanders
Lebs
now the last two.. which was worse please let it be the fatuglies
oh bugger, they are safe.... sadly the evans are not

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team are up at crows fart.... and whinging...what is going on

they are going on boats.. crabbing boats.. oh dear do we have to touch the fish

out on the open seas to catch and cook fresh crabs

skinnier fatugly is upset she doesn't like crabs doesn't eat them and whines

Italian daughter gets really sea sick

they also have to cook for the fisherman 3 platters of crabs on the table per family

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fatuglies are carrying on like pork chops it must be a clean new boat..it is of course nothing of the kind it is a fishing trawler
they get the blue tarts
Lebs and Italians together
Giles and islanders
giles captain seems to think the giles are sweet and they think he has a kind face

the fatuglies are worse than usual today whining and whinging

up come the nets on the italian and Lebs boat.... yes there are crabs
same with Giles and Islanders
god spare me.. now the fatuglies blue tarts cant see them fatugly screams out where the hell are our crabs....... dear oh dear

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oh thank heavens the fatuglies have crabs..........
omg you should see and hear them.. what a pair of douches

so the teams have to dive in and take the crabs out and put them in a bucket

there are all sorts of inane comments about how to cook them... then the fatuglies start again........ hope we don't have to clean them.. we dont know how

one of the boat capns sucks raw meat from the claws////blue tarts had a go

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so back to the kitchen
90 mins to cook

Matt visits the italians pasta is on the menu ... taglietelle...
Lebs are doing something called hot fish
Islanders beats me what it is traditional dish of some sort
they know how to prepare the crabs
fatuglies .. giles ask them are they having fun cleaning and the fat uglies ignore them and start snarking... they have know idea.. curried crab....... oh dear

judges are horrified at the fat uglies..... the curry better be good
Lebs have dropped a lot of pepper in their dish.. oh dear

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no not the lebs the fatuglies... now they fight over whether it can be removed.... oh shut up please shut up... stupid idiotic arguing....
Lebs are delighted to see this

Giles and Italians are happy

blue tarts making a crab soup and focaccia. Matt seems to think that boiling crabs for nine mins is way too long.... the others agree

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Italians a lovely looking dish with chilli crab

lebs I still dont know what it is
islanders salt and pepper crab with potato salad
blue tarts soup
and the fatuglies... pieces of crab with curry
giles.... sate from crab meat

off they go

Matt says the Giles they love it and apparently so do the fisherfolk
Italians....mmm ooo wow is what I hear...... they are loving it
Blue tarts and the crab is overcooked.. they couldnt be told
Lebs perfectly cooked and the spices are great ..the fisherfolk love the respect for crab
now the fatuglies......bloody horrible.. no other way of putting it
the islanders were impressive too