the families are at it again 2018

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:42 am

you must read the complicated menu
get the cake made first
so far so good
Judges praise the islanders determination... not to let the drama get to them... ( well you effn caused it) but Islanders are using a stick blender instead of the mix master... and daughter says mum you must read the whole recipe at least once

fatuglies cheer on giles girls they say the islanders were not nice when they won in round one....duh!!!! they have some smoke that they blow over the girls.. must be good luck

I am ashamed of the judges.. they think it is funny.. and one says are they gonna blow poison over the Islanders.. they should slap the eff out of the fatuglies

as cakes come out straight to fridge to cool
oh no islanders put the butter cream in the fridge.. it will s et and it wont spread....

oh no Giles girls mix the 100s and 1000s in all the cream... they have no more.......................... oh dear.....

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:54 am

oh no the islanders are not chilling the cakes.......... they will collapse when assembled sure enough it crumbles when they cut the top off

the other two teams are powering along...blue tarts get the cake out easily but alas the girls cake splits and half is stuck

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:02 am

but t hey save it..... good
now to butter cream the cakes....
boys doing well one is a brickie and he compares it to smoothing down the bricks

poor old Islanders... cold butter cream and hot cakes..... it is a total disaster.....

blue tarts have done a great job.
giles not as nice.... but infinitely better than the islanders
time is up all cakes are up

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:12 am

tarts are comfortable and proud
girls are convinced they are going home
and Islanders well they just look devastated

judges try the tarts... not as neat or nice as Annas of course but pretty good

not so impressed with giles... but it cuts well///layers are nearly perfect they say.. they taste it and it eats well cake is very flavoursome.. they pick on the butter cream...
Anna asks how upsetting would it be if the Giles girls go home
massive says Matt, but they very well could

the islanders...... looks pretty crap.... but it sure is better than what I could do.... it appears to be upside down..... crunch is in the wrong place...... apparently that is important when cutting and eating... the cake in itself is nice to eat.

so here we go.... bias 101
blue tarts are through..... Italians and the stupid old itais are gleeful..
Giles are safe for now

and alas the islanders are going home......
they are such good people.. they admit their faults.....
they even hug the fat uglies who make rude remarks.. omg the fat one is the ugliest thing ever.. inside and out.... dont know who you are please leave the way you came.. I mean seriously

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:07 am

so today we are in a picture theatre eating popcorn , arguing and waiting for something to happen,,fatuglies being even more stupid than usual. everyone is worried about the game changer. Giles are sure they will get it fat uglies hope they do

well here it is they are going to go cook for the public.. they have to make snacks suitable for theatre goers... something you can eat in one hand.....

300 people 2 handheld snacks and one must feature popcorn..mad dash to the kitchen..... 90 mins to cook..... now there can be nothing smelly or messy no curry no pasta but it has to be more than here is some popcorn

Giles are making buns fro scratch... oh dear do they have time.. and some caramel popcorn

boys beef slider with cheese flavoured popcorn and blue cheese flavoured popcorn chicken yuck..

Matt says buns are good but they are a lot of work
Tarts target t he fatuglies cos they also cook for lots of people

fatuglies are putting cold water into the pressure cooker.. twice cooked lamb.. oh dear how dumb can you be..it will take for ever

Itais doing mini aranccinis and crostoli with caramelised popcorn.. makes sense

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:14 am

fatuglies asked Itais to be quiet you are distracting us..... Itais just laugh now the fatuglies are worried about the heat.. are they really that stupid? oh yeah!

judges also worried about giles.. too much work... and the pork belly really needs to be slow cooked. they also are disappointed when they realise that the popcorn is not microwavable!
Itais seem to be happy.. Judges approve of the dish and of the order

blue tarts are happy and the fat uglies tell them that your pompous attitude is annoying us... boys laugh

silly fatuglies finally the pot is going....

Giles powering along.. but are behind because of the make everything from scratch idea... and oh no.... the pork hasnt been butchered..... still has ribs

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:31 am

getting close... looking messy
will food be ready
good lord the fatuglies are seriously dumb and rude.. " who would sit in a movie theatre for two hours...get a life"

Giles are now floundering for time.... the buns from scratch and the pork belly in an hour and a half.... it is too hard...girls are not giving up though

Itais smashing out the aranccini balls..... crostolis are looking good....

fatuglies can mince now.... and then form balls and then cook

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:57 am

the tarts like their rissoles.. oh no says Matt... they are underdone... keep cooking........
the Itais are really the only ones who are ready says Anna
they serve food and are getting the tokens
Judges love em too the popcorn is a bit of a let down in the crostolis though

fatuglies just hopeless as usual.. they take food out as they fight with eachother

blue tarts food finally ready ready to plate up and are gonna use all the fat from the meat for the popcorn.. out it goes....

giles food goes out too... audience liked it
Judges unsure if pork is cooked enough.... the bun looks wonderful.. but only half the pork is rally cooked
audience love the popcorn.. judges find it hard to eat but love it

fatuglies have stuffed up the caramel.. it is burnt and bitter.. yuck

judges try the fat uglies and do enjoy the meatballs.. but t he popcorn.............vile unpopped.... they don't serve it

so where are the blue tarts they wonder? finally ready and out t hey go pushing their food... audience seems to enjoy it
now the popcorn chicken.... mmmmmm now the judges are enjoying the popcorn chook as well

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:06 pm

Itais gave away the most food..that doesnt mean it as th emost popular.... the blue tarts got that victory

fatuglies are last, Giles. Itais and blue tarts

blue tarts have the game changer and will use it to remove one member from a team

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Re: the families are at it again 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:11 pm

so tonight each family gets one ingredient to be used in three dishes

the blue tarts get to pick the ingredients and to assign them
they also have the time out game changer.... remove one member for 20 mins. they plan on taking the people they think are hard to beat.

undr the 4 boxes are the ingredients... they are..... red emporer beef fillet chicken and a cauliflower...Giles do not want the cauliflower...tough the blue tarts get to choose

they take the red emporer for themsleves
they give the Itais the eye fillet cos they know they will have difficulty
fatuglies get the chook .. no more vegies for you
and the Giles get the cauli............

if you stuff it up.. no replacement. pantry is in play 1 hour 15 mins

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