MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

twits asks do they have salt in Colombia.. rattling them even though they put on a brae face

two cricket mates Matt and Luke from Newcastle/ would be hot if they would shave.. poor hub once said I might grow a beard. I rang his mum and said I am moving in for a bit till he stops this beard nonsense

Ann and Jennifer cougar and psychic//\\

Colin yells... why arent you cooking.... fry it off and then pressure cook.. stupid boobshover finally give in.. too late now I guess..

[Mistyavalon]

oh dear it is a dry argument.. so off they go to raid the bar an pour drinks... they are vic mates who love playing barman .. not sure what sort of ethnicity.. mixed.. hope that is not offensive

biana talks about blonde one and two. one is a psychic and the other a cougar..besties from childhood

Piper and veronica seem to annoying someone I missed who oh bianca of course and black does the gay act.. apparently they are beauty queens. not sure if I can see it myself! snowboard princess. wich freak Bianca out

klover seem to be okay she drags him over and bosses him over and over... do this do that.... he seems to like it

twits working on the jambalaya... youm sounds good
older couple from Port pirie he was her hairdreser... maybe not gay just Euro.. he seems nice

and then Manu and Pete arrive.. Ann and jenifer are slipping off the chair say bitchboy ( that name suits him. I rather like him)

now two chairs are empty... guess that is the new people

the menus get red...

[Mistyavalon]

oh dear it is a dry argument.. so off they go to raid the bar an pour drinks... they are vic mates who love playing barman .. not sure what sort of ethnicity.. mixed.. hope that is not offensive

biana talks about blonde one and two. one is a psychic and the other a cougar..besties from childhood

Piper and veronica seem to annoying someone I missed who oh bianca of course and black does the gay act.. apparently they are beauty queens. not sure if I can see it myself! snowboard princess. wich freak Bianca out

klover seem to be okay she drags him over and bosses him over and over... do this do that.... he seems to like it

twits working on the jambalaya... youm sounds good
older couple from Port pirie he was her hairdreser... maybe not gay just Euro.. he seems nice

and then Manu and Pete arrive.. Ann and jenifer are slipping off the chair say bitchboy ( that name suits him. I rather like him)

now two chairs are empty... guess that is the new people

the menus get red...

[Mistyavalon]

the teams have to pick one teams menu

Pete asks Pat and Bianca are you excited she goes meh... table is stunned... she spells it for him. Pat said dont talk like that yet. Manu said I hope you cook as well as you talk..... she goes meh again without saying it.. I sorta like her

plating up entres.. I dunno but empanadas do not look very appetising in this context... i looks very small.. and mean

how are twits going... bianca calls twits toddlers ho shouldnt be holding hot plates... you gotta love her she shakes her head as they put her food down. klover said their food doesnt look as complicated a theirs.. crap twit food looks good.. hers looks like something you would get in a shopping mall

[Mistyavalon]

the teams have to pick one teams menu

Pete asks Pat and Bianca are you excited she goes meh... table is stunned... she spells it for him. Pat said dont talk like that yet. Manu said I hope you cook as well as you talk..... she goes meh again without saying it.. I sorta like her

plating up entres.. I dunno but empanadas do not look very appetising in this context... i looks very small.. and mean

how are twits going... bianca calls twits toddlers ho shouldnt be holding hot plates... you gotta love her she shakes her head as they put her food down. klover said their food doesnt look as complicated a theirs.. crap twit food looks good.. hers looks like something you would get in a shopping mall

[Mistyavalon]

I keep getting a message that someone has posted but I can't find it

[Mistyavalon]

everyone eats at once
and they swap food around

nice barmen like the empanadas... one of the so called beauty queens agreed

mum loved twits food
one old vic besty wanted more beetroot
bianca said twits was like eating nutella.... people just dont know what t o think... I already have her and josh married off... great make up sex as they snark

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colin urges them on for mains
omg farting food from klover...... no other way to describe it
she yells out what she wants.. go fetch puppy

i hope twits get the bread right. Colin says put spice in before prawns... guests discuss good corn bread.. i hope the boys have it right
oh dear now bianca i becoming a pain.. she doesnt like the sound of either main... Pete said you wouldnt order either/
///////// negatory// is that a word?

Jo what are you doing not rolling dough out just pressing it into the pans Austin stuffs it up butter milk was room temperature but butter not......it looks a mess

[Mistyavalon]

omg.... the cornbread is revolting.... josh said butter this pan.... josh is spreading the mixture across... so it will be a slab

looks like klover in a mess too. I really am over this puppy business

checkin the corbread not looking good.. now it goes into the Industrial oven

oh shut up you horrible woman...... whine whinge an calling her huband puppy!!!! they dont seem on track

Colin yells out five to go
klover seems to thin ian can r ead her mind... he is so fuddled and is unsure

time up and guess what klover have stuffed up.. one empty bowl...

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mains are served......
guests notice how traumatized klover look
omg Ian slops the food down in front of pm...
mum picks up on the fact that all the food is different
one of our Aussie cricketers misses out...... how appalling.. kover tries to apologise. no excuse

everyone eats
how is that cornbread? I hear dekicious and really fluffy
biancs rice is cooked to death
some like klovers food but too simple and a little watery
now she s saing she likes twits food
older beauty queen corn bread not so good.. oily...she says level pegging