MKR 2019

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they add reduced beef stock and butter....... consistency is stuffed but t he flavour is okay

orders are being taken
so far no one wants the slimes food

Manu said service has started and starts yelling out orders
twits duck looks perfect

slimes note that no one has ordered their food....... well who the hell knows what it is.. pastilla sound like pus.....

mum plates
twits plate
the food looks good
most love the meat some silly woman says it is too rare.....looks good to me...

pete and colin love the cricketers dish

some idiot orders the slimes dish and others follow and they like it

judges get it and love it.. Pete said it is very spicy, might put people off

judges like the look of the duck i dont... they like the dish......
guests do too

mason running behind,,,, poor mum finds it hard and says i am sorry darling when he says a minute is a minute.....

judges get it.... not refined says Colin a bit clunky says Pete. You can taste the stress in the food

Poor mum bursts into tears,, it is so hot in here, it is really hard... finally done
son and cricketers have a group hug

Manu congratulates everyone

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dessert now

orders going out
judges have barmen
impressive presentation
they love the flavour.. balanced sweet and sour
guests like it too

now bitches.. well I was expecting a lot more... very dry and sweet says one guest
it is not a layer cake note Colin and pete
way too sweet
people are disappointed

prins going to judges
they love the wobble

that's it

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scoring
Andy and Ruby
Public 6
Colin 8
Pete 4
Judges were split on it big time
18/30

osh and Austin
Public 7
Colin 7
Pete 7
Good dish despite time disadvantage.
Judges gave it a great rap despite the sauce
21/30
Lisa and John
Public 7
Pete 5
Colin 4
Puree was very strong. Sauce caused a fight with the flavours.
16/30
Matt and Luke
Public 8
Pete 9
Colin 9
Meat was stunning. Stand out dish. Best beef Pete has had in the competition this year
26/30

bby and Romel
Public 8
Pete 10
Colin 10
28/30

Victor and G
Public 7
Pete 8
Colin 7
22/30

so the slimes are through... what a crock

[Mistyavalon]

so the slimes are safe
I personally think cooking has nothing to do with it. I think the producers pick a team.. ah yes gay lebs.. we havent had them before....

grrrrrr

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so here we are again
who will be conned today?

red carpet VIP night

all 6 teams will make canapes
for celbs.. I probably wont know any of them!!!

everyone judges
winner joins the slimes

prep and assembly
3 teams at a time 90 mins

and they let the slimes loose on the vips

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oh shut up prins.... groan

cricketers are still hurting from the other day..... they are making yorkshire puds... are you serious..... oh it is called sunday roast... it has stuff on top... phew...beef and caramelised onions..aiming for one mouthful

Bitches smoked pate on herbed biscuit with some roe ...sounds good aiming for two
mouthfuls

now aji de gallina tartlet....... oh shut up about the peruvians.... yellow chile and chook and hard boiled eggs parmesan cheese and herbs

I think I prefer the smoked salmon and then the cricketers....

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everyone is behind of course pat is stressing... oh lord he is such a control freak and these two are going at it...... he wastes so much time arguing with her over the size of the damn biscuits

15 mins to go
cricketers check puds

pat finally has one tray in
he wants the pate... it isnt ready why he demands.... cos you told me to help you'

cricketers have done puds in the oven.... and they are all different shapes and sizes..just what they wanted

prins whining about how long it takes

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judges discuss canapes not sure about peruvians.. holding back on spice can backfire as well as please

Cricketers sunday roast.... sounds simple says Colin... but take a long time i hope there is no horseradish in it... oh dear

bitches fighting like mad... and they are playing safe says Colin.. not good

five mins to go

clean up space so it is nice for next lot pack and store

Mason asian pork and scallop spoon.... um? fry off pork and then into pressure cooker

barmen something weird Jalapeno and coconut kingfish..... salad of omg too damn much ..everything seems pickled.... bamboo shoots capsicums
they say they are very familiar with it

twits are peeling prawns Marie Rose prawn tartlet.... um.... time consuming ... the sauce is like mayonaise and oh gross they are dusting it with raspberry powder... hub laughs he knows I hate them

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mum doing the pork crackling. she is really enjoying it...... scallops are done right at the end

barmen fearing lack of time

twits are way behind... he says i could cry but i don't have that ability in my tear ducts
whackos

twits pastry goes in oven

son checks the crackling..oh my yummo it is beautiful
Pete says it could be a knockout

barmen seem to be back on track. Manu said it is clever... cold and well cured it could be a winner

2nd batch of twits tarts go in.. austin makes the stupid sauce may and tomato sauce Manu is totally unimpressed

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mum opens the pressure cooker.. fantastic

vic makes a wasabi mayo

son ready to do the scallops

everything seems good...except for twits

clean up pack up and store