Cream pie in the face anyone?

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:48 pm

round 2
all are cooking a classic family feast

sunday roast is the main 2 hours.... greeks pick lamb of course oh gross rice pudding and custard pudding... vile
Italians Pork belly Rosa is doing a semi fredo
what is frank doing Rosa said it is boring....
judges said that frank let the family down
rosa yells at him.. you w anted my blood well i want yours now be exciting

Greeks much quieter so far,,,, rendering the fat on t he lamb beautifully

Nona has pork belly under control but she answers to Rosa oh wait hang on mum has put both meats in same tray,, oh no says rosa no mum you can't do it... out it comes as Rosa puts her foot down.

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:58 pm

Soola starts the rice pudding gross......
Dad greek is making another dessert.... both have rosewater. Ana hopes they have the balance right

the stinkers are screeching support for Rosa........
greeks are arguing about the relish...... hilarious.. comes to arguing how vegies are cut...... if yr bnou are going to help then do it my way... Soola says enough...stop fighting just do it,,,, the boys are s till fighting and are both making the relish... seriously

oh no frank has done it again....... he is slicing the meat as it comes out of the oven.. not letting it rest..........
now pork belly is out and looks great and the semi fredo is nice and hard and now the stupid male is yellng at rosa who ignores him and does it her way

countdown to table and that is it

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:11 pm

judges chowing down on the Greek feast. noone likes either of the desserts ...far too much rosewater they say

Italians is pretty good but damn frank has ruined the lamb.. he cut it instead of letting it rest
the sides are wonderful too.

now the semifredo, bikkies tiramasu..... the rose water is right in this offering....... they are loving the desserts

now we find out who is going home

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:21 pm

pretty sure they liked the Italian food more...........but t hey are so far behind
Italian roast .. perfect except for the lamb..... Matt scores 9 if they lose by one...
Ana is just raving and scores 9.5
Heyden lousy turd gives them 8
Tom lousy creep 8
34.5 makes it 56

now Greeks
Matt 8
Anna 8
heyden 9 you stinking turd
tom 9 from limp dick

so bye by Italians... bloody frank damn heyden and tom

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 pm

so today the CWA that's Country Women's association descend upon us
my money is on the Butlers but you all know what happens to Misty's favourites......

oh dear screeching already................

high tea is the order of the day and of course stinkers have never been to a high tea

now these women measure the size of lammingtons....... and a pile of other stuff........ not t he sort of place you would find Misty... I know how to make some mean choc dishes, they would probably find fault with all of them,,,

now you must make lamingtons to their specifications..

get going folks

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:41 pm

20 cwa ladies
6 dishes sweet and savoury
recipe for lammos and you are on your own for the rest.

Anna said scones, savoury and sweet......
goodness knows what this lot will do with this.......as for the stinkers,, they tell us they do big food........

Butlers a re happy... lemon meringue I hear chook sangers carrot caks caramel choc pots.... maybe salmon' oh lord john is in charge of lammos. he has never made em

I actually detest lammingtons.......sigh

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:45 pm

greeks not much better dad had no idea what high tea was. but Soola wants to belong to CWA
she has con slicing mushrooms very small Soola is feeling good...

oh lord stinkers have to read a recipe and they never follow recipes
cheese and spinach triangles not traditional but hell why not
they are using a ruler good hevens111

soola has 3 big road blocks her stupid males asking ques after question,,, stupid questions,,,, it is stuffing her up she forgot her milk...

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:55 pm

it is a joy to watch the Butlers....... they work welll together and they love cooking and dad has done the lammo mixture well.. they all praise him. Judges approve.....
stinkers have a nice mixture too and looks pretty level

greeks fighing over something..... soulla says no dad has to be small this time sons yell at dad and dad says i am doing it my way.... poor dad doesnt get the cwa
everyone else seems okay...seems an awful waste of time to me,,,,,hub has always said I am a savage in a silk dress....

soulla stops Con too big.. smaller little he agrees
now dad is rolling stuff and arguing.. he is listening but is saying he isn't
soulla forgets to line the tray with baking paper.. how willl she get it out... not sure if she greased it....

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Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:02 pm

Dad butler very proud of himself.... coconut and choc icing ready
cakes are in the freezers to cool so can be iced and the idiot stinker keeps leaving the door open cos she is so dumb and doesn't realise how important it is.......

Butlers have no completed dishes with 30 to go.... but I sorta feel that won't be aproblem sambos are done now he is filling the glasses with lemon curd..mmm look at t hat meringue

ah stinkers have cake out lines are drawn and it is being cut perfectly while they yell at eachother

now Soulla.. still not ready
oh no john is cutting it on a wore rack judges yell take it to kitchen..... use the ruler as a guide....... oh no he has totally stuffed it

greeks in a panic boys are useless oh now she tries to get cake out, oh crap she realises no paper but holy hell it comes out beuatifully ..just going into t he chiller now.... is there enough time....

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Re: Cream pie in the face anyone?

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:58 am

seems to be a panic in the butlers... wait till they see the lammos
Ana not keen on butlers cheese cake.. looks like something footballers would eat...hell I would be in there like Flynn as well

Greeks have voluvonts in the oven a nd Matt said it is perfect .. must have had a great t eacher.. ha ha Matt taught him

cheescakes are a bit rough looking.. oh hell.... she drops em.. they are not good enough t o serve she she won't... guess that means they will lose now

oh lord the stinkers have made salmon on bread.. now that would suit footballers

oh no.... dad'smade such a mess of the lammos... but who knows''

greeks cutting the lammos... looking good.... oh no they are falling apart in the choc.. terrible... they weren't frozen....

stinkers playing with t he coconut and screeching

butlers replace cheesecakes with some sort of goats cheese and dates

more later

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