MKR 2018

[Mistyavalon]

rest drink and baked beans break these people are killing me
guest walk
vics are bragging saying Italians are always better at everything over Greeks

raving ratbags are going on about the blasted leaderboard....

they all arrive at the house and they get taken to the shop... Vics feel good cos that is what they do to
so the restaurant is a big table in the shop

oh god roula picks up a stuffed donkey and botoxxies laugh ever seen an ass holding an ass.... roula is not happy

[Mistyavalon]

guests are looking forward to it.. Viets say well if food is no good there are plenty of gaytimes here!!!

in the kitchen stuss is messing wit t he quail and making silly noises... onto the grill.. it will take about half an hour

omg...... botoxxies are messing with their top and rr comment on how silly they look ... they are not young and pretty

then the Waussies serve drinks and accidentally spills it on a botoxxie.. never mind the dress the shoes are Valentino...... and of course rach has to say they are ugly shoes and what a dreadful waitress...I really think the girl is a bit slow

[Mistyavalon]

the shoes are gorgeous actually... stink of class and price..... hub is cringing, he knows I love shoes

anyway PM arrive and are taken to the shop
menu is read after t hey turn the plates over people are impressed with the menu.. Matty thinks hang on am I eating a lil bird that is a pest.....

checking the baklava
quail goes on the grill omg they play Je T'aime in the background, Stuss says I am in love... er..................

[Mistyavalon]

Viets discuss how they would cook it... sounds good,, but I like quail anyway it is done
botoxxies don't care if it is deboned or not I can manage.

rr make sneery remarks about the princess would never eat in her fingers

mmmmm the entre is served and it looks good... Stuss goes Zorba and puts on a silly accent

the plate is a tad small thing miami blues.... I agree......
Manu said no smaller plates Stuss said I do have em but I wanted to give you these ones

Manu said simple ,,,, when s imple it needs to be perfect

[Mistyavalon]

Manu said it wasn't perfectly done.. good chargrill, well cooked.. but hardly any seasoning,, no flavour he says

Stuss said but that is out secret ingredient


Pete says exactly the same thing as Manu'

boys are gutted

guests eat

botoxxies shoulda been basted longer
lacks salt says roula
nice dish say viets but the salad is the best
Viests agree
Waussies thought it would be juicer
botoxxies,,, not as good as it should be.. ours is better

[Mistyavalon]

so the lamb......... lot of talk a bout flavour and wrapping up the lamb bits in cloth... must be perfectly sealed

roula asks does everyone agree w ith me when i say that Emma looks like a soapie star from America
botoxxies look at them.. rach details all the work they have had
roula said are we all on the same page
Ash just goes oh not again....

Viets says they are beautiful woman ///we can't tell and politely ask is it all real and one says I guess mine are store bought like your noodles everyone laughs including the Viets

[Mistyavalon]

things not so good in the kitchen pastry is not strong... not normal.. steve said you did it differently..if you want to win then you must focus

stuss s ays no need to talk to me like my father

I am not I am talking to you like a brother and friend

[Mistyavalon]

Stuss walks out
steve follows and says have another go you can do it stuss is reluctant but has another go.....

in the restaurant everyone is going crazy doing soapie faces the viets look as if they are sick waussies have pants in their mouth cos there are no roses

now in the kitch the kep thing is a total disaster.. the paper is splitting and dripping everywhere. Steve is upset Stuss wants to try and fix em...seriously if steve goes on and on about an absolute disaster anymore hub and I will have to open another bottle of wine

[Mistyavalon]

more doom and gloom Stuss has turned into the happy elf singing Monty python always look on the bright side of life while steve gets worse and worse.. he wants to start the main again ... oh dear

it is not a family bbq the flavour is all there counters stuss

they get it out and put it on a dry tray.. it is leaking everywhere...so this time they double wrap them.... another half an hour.. not looking good as the juice is running out and that is where the flavour is. stuss can't be told......

guests are doing zorba the greek or similar

stuss checks and is happy Steve doesn't know if it is cooked.. no taster

they plate it...serve it in the bag... mains are served

smells divine they say

Pete and manu unrap it... and eat....

[Mistyavalon]

Steve worries it is not cooked
nothing on PM's faces to help

Pete smells heavenly....BUT ... what you did to this is ah.. trails off
raving ratbags are smiling happily hoping

it is terrible ..did you try it....
alas a lot went wrong and we had no taster
where did the juce spill asks pete,, the tray stuss said I threw it down the sink Pete nearly passes out... yhrew it out.. it would have kept the meat moist this was so dry

Manu just groans